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What's the matter with Troy Deenys face?



Bevendean Hillbilly

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Just watching MOTD2 and Troy is giving us his slurred opinion on the numerous handballs in Leicesters win today (well done the foxes btw) and it occurs to me that Troy has eyes in two different time zones. Joleon lescotts hairline aside,which was caused by a childhood burn I believe, can NSC explain Mr. Deenys fizzog.?
 


Mr Bridger

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Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

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Oct 4, 2003
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Just watching MOTD2 and Troy is giving us his slurred opinion on the numerous handballs in Leicesters win today (well done the foxes btw) and it occurs to me that Troy has eyes in two different time zones. Joleon lescotts hairline aside,which was caused by a childhood burn I believe, can NSC explain Mr. Deenys fizzog.?

I believe Lescott's injury came from either a car crash or he was hit by a car when he was a kid, I know it wasn't a fire.
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

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It does look like he has had some major facial reconstruction surgery. Whether it was from a car accident or something else I don't know.

It's almost like he has a cleft palate of the cranium. Poor sod.
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

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Yep it could be.

Still. I expect that Watford town centre is rammed with skirt willing to see past the gargoylic visage and instead see the wads of fifty quid notes at his disposal. He'll never go wanting for a shag.

If he lived in Stephens road flats Hollingdean and worked at the recycling depot. Well THAT my friends would be a whole new story.

Similarly Jamie Vardy would have balls swollen to the size of melons if it weren't for his (allegedly) steroid fuelled prowess on the pitch.
 

edna krabappel

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Similarly Jamie Vardy would have balls swollen to the size of melons if it weren't for his (allegedly) steroid fuelled prowess on the pitch.

He has a massive pointy chin, doesn't he?

Hey, isn't it a good job we're all such stunners on here? :lol:
 


gregbrighton

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I'd like to see some NSCers put their 'oh so sexy' self-pics on here so we can admire their sexy adonis looks and perfect features...:annoyed:
 

trueblue

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Jul 5, 2003
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I believe Lescott's injury came from either a car crash or he was hit by a car when he was a kid, I know it wasn't a fire.

Lescott was indeed hit by a car. As for Deeney, it's no wonder he's so good at penalties as he can look at both sides of the goal at the same time. 'Keeper hasn't got a chance.
 

8ace

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Jul 21, 2003
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Still. I expect that Watford town centre is rammed with skirt willing to see past the gargoylic visage and instead see the wads of fifty quid notes at his disposal. He'll never go wanting for a shag.

If he lived in Stephens road flats Hollingdean and worked at the recycling depot. Well THAT my friends would be a whole new story.

Similarly Jamie Vardy would have balls swollen to the size of melons if it weren't for his (allegedly) steroid fuelled prowess on the pitch.

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sully

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Jul 7, 2003
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He has a massive pointy chin, doesn't he?

Hey, isn't it a good job we're all such stunners on here? :lol:

It's alright for you.

The rest of us, who spend our lives as gargoyles, have to point out any minor deficiency in any "celeb" just to make us feel a tiny bit better about ourselves.
 

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