RIP Lady Penelope

Parker, take off my dress
Yess m'lady
Parker take off my bra
Yess m'lady
Parker, take off my stockings
Yess m'lady
Parker, take off my knickers*

*Panties were not invented till the 1990s

Yess m'lady

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Don't ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again