Player's penis almost torn off in tackle

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TomandJerry

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Oct 1, 2013

11,450

• Mar 14, 2016

• #1

"I took the ball off ( the defender) and made a half-break, and their centre has come across from the inside and reached out in a last-ditch effort and has got a hold of my [turnip] with one hand and pulled me down."

 

brightn'ove

cringe

Apr 12, 2011

9,137

London

• Mar 14, 2016

• #2

Massive pun potential

 

Megazone

On his last warning

Jan 28, 2015

8,679

Northern Hemisphere.

• Mar 14, 2016

• #3

What a ridickless thread.

 

Pavilionaire

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

30,570

• Mar 14, 2016

• #4

"I went for his shorts, grabbed his cock and it came off in my hand!"

For £30 cash, surely everyone's a winner?

 

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knocky1

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Jan 20, 2010

12,965

• Mar 14, 2016

• #5

I thought this had happened to Graham Parker.

 

Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012

2,966

Newmarket.

• Mar 14, 2016

• #6

Would never have happened to Peter Beardsley.

 

Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013

13,417

• Mar 14, 2016

• #7

He's always been a little cocky.

 

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati

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Jul 23, 2003

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Mar 14, 2016

• #8

brightn'ove said:

Massive pun potential

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This, With nobs on.

 

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The Birdman

New member

Nov 30, 2008

6,313

Haywards Heath

• Mar 14, 2016

• #9

All brings to mind is Mrs Bobbit

 

supaseagull

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Feb 19, 2004

9,609

The United Kingdom of Mile Oak

• Mar 14, 2016

• #10

Perry Digweed

 

SeagullofMalaysia

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Jan 29, 2016

1,948

Somewhere in north Malaysia

• Mar 15, 2016

• #11

That defender is a wanker

 

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marlowe

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Dec 13, 2015

3,936

• Mar 15, 2016

• #12

Gives a whole new meaning to the expression "going in for the tackle".
Is this what the UK health experts were talking about when they were calling for a ban on "tackling" in school rugby?

 

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Shropshire Seagull

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Nov 5, 2004

8,496

Telford

• Mar 15, 2016

• #13

What a plonker?

Well. not any more ....