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This has been the WORST week of my life, I feel like im turning.. I don't know.



KingstonSeagull

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May 1, 2013
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At around 4.30pm on Saturday on Cranworth Road in Worthing, I was walking with my eight year old son, when all of a sudden out out of nowhere a car hit my son causing him to be turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round.

So I took him to the hospital and said to the lady at reception I want a doctor to take his picture so I can look at him from inside as well.

So ANYWAY due to his medical bills being so expensive I have had to start cutting back on my outgoings which means No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark.

I feel like everyone around me is a total stranger.

Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger.

Everyone...
 




Eeyore

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Apr 5, 2014
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Are you okay, only it all sounds a bit Japanese to me......
 




kevo

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Mar 8, 2008
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I know what the headline in the Argus would be.
 


Wellesley

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Jul 24, 2013
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As soon as I saw the subject matter of an eight year old being hit by a car, I thought to myself, ' This is going to be funny.' Weird.
 




Eeyore

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Spicy

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Dec 18, 2003
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London
Have amended my reply in view of other thread.
 






Spicy

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Dec 18, 2003
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London
Woah... That escalated quick.....

Sorry thought you were being crass so deleted what I had previously said. Spent yesterday evening with a lady whose son died in his sleep so was being oversensitive.
 


Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005
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So an eight year old child gets run over by a car that then didn't stop and somehow this is funny? I don't find it funny I am afraid.
 




KingstonSeagull

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May 1, 2013
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Shoreditch
So an eight year old child gets run over by a car that then didn't stop and somehow this is funny? I don't find it funny I am afraid.

Read the Argus Japanese car thread and then come back please.

If you have and are still moaning then please feel free to swivel.
 




Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005
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Read the Argus Japanese car thread and then come back please.

If you have and are still moaning then please feel free to swivel.

I did, in fact I posted on it! Still don't think your thread is funny.

ENREST would have done it with more class. No offence.
 










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