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Beware! MASSIVE club incoming



Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
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Jul 23, 2003
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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
I trust we're all ready for the MASSIVE invasion of 40,000 genuine working class Yorkshiremen tomorrow surely promises? I don't see how we have a chance against such an ENORMOUS club as Wednesday :lolol:
 


Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
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Mancgull

Well-known member
Nov 28, 2011
4,696
Astley, Manchester
Does anyone know how many tickets they have purchased? Should be a cracking atmosphere with 26,000 Albion fans, 4,000 Wednesday fans and 36,000 Wednesday fans locked outside.
 


KZNSeagull

Well-known member
Nov 26, 2007
19,691
Wolsingham, County Durham
Does anyone know how many tickets they have purchased? Should be a cracking atmosphere with 26,000 Albion fans, 4,000 Wednesday fans and 36,000 Wednesday fans locked outside.

All of them. I thought every Albion Season Ticket holder had to give their seat away to a Massive fan as part of the T&C's of purchase? It's only fair, they are the biggest team the world has ever seen after all.

Edit: Sorry, it's part of the T&C's of us being allowed to be in the same league as them. My mistake
 








Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant
Feb 16, 2009
18,855
ninja elephant is going to be so CROSS with you.

Seriously, it can't JUST be me who finds these threads to be incredibly tedious and pathetic? Have they done ANYTHING to warrant this petty response en masse from so many? I must have missed something, because I find these threads about as funny as referring to Palace as Palarse. Properly unfunny.
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,110
Surrey
Seriously, it can't JUST be me who finds these threads to be incredibly tedious and pathetic? Have they done ANYTHING to warrant this petty response en masse from so many? I must have missed something, because I find these threads about as funny as referring to Palace as Palarse. Properly unfunny.

Yes, you obviously have.

I think it started on OwlsTalk where they started belittling Brighton as their own "in joke", and they have a couple of smileys (Sid James?) which get posted whenever we're mentioned. If you read that board, you do quickly conclude that they themselves think they are an absolutely massive club which is why they are lampooned on here as such.

By the way, you're absolutely spot on with the "Palarse" thing. Or indeed "QPhaha" that I once saw Bens Grandad use once. Utterly unfunny and cringeworthy.
 










StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil
Oct 30, 2010
9,762
BC, Canada
Crime figures around the world are due to nosedive tomorrow night to a record low, as an estimated 4.7 Billion people are anticipated to tune-in to support their club.
 












Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,507
East Wales
I'm with you on that. And referring to Selhurst as "Smellhurst". A little part of me dies inside every time I see someone do that.
The Stadium of Shite is good though? Shite Hart Lane?
 






Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Apparently the convoy of pit ponies, t'carriagies an t'tramp of grimy feet on cobbles accompanied by the music from the Hovis adverts played by t'steelworks band has begun to wend its weary way down the A1M with Robert Carlisle and Denzel from only fools and horses dressed as security guards with quick release velcro kecks leading the flat capped legion.

Lock up your sheep.
 



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