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    Joke du jour...


    1 Not allowed!
    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his
    mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.

    A female student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
    "Nurse", he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"
    Embarrassed, the nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash
    your upper body and feet.

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?
    Concerned that he is getting agitated, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his penis in one and and his testicles in the
    other, lifting and moving them around.

    Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir!!"
    The patient pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely... "Are - my - test - results - back?"
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