I MET a CRACKING bird yesterday

Ernest · Feb 29, 2016

I was in the CLIFTONVILLE yesterday for a ROAST whilst I can and I started CHATTING to a LOVELY bird, she said did I like STUFFING and as I had a BIG portion with my Roast Chicken she said SHE thought I did.

Anyway I'm MEETING her tomorrow and this could be the REEL thing, her name is CHERIE and she is BEAUTIFUL and much BETTER than that SKANK [MENTION=29916]Kellie[/MENTION]

I might take her UP the AMEX as she said she LOVES football and going out for a PINT of Lager TOP, she SEEMS so TUNED into what a man WANTS.

Enrest & CHERIE could be the NEW Cheryl and LAIM from One Direction

:kiss:

dazzer6666 · Feb 29, 2016

LAIM......by your standards. 2.7/10

gregbrighton · Feb 29, 2016

Do you enjoy SUCKLING on a pussy?

dingodan · Feb 29, 2016

"I might take her UP the AMEX"

:lolol:

This is how it's done.

Take note all the FAKERS.

StonehamPark · Feb 29, 2016

But what about Big Hilda.

You're so cruel Ernest, she has feelings too.

Blue Valkyrie · Feb 29, 2016

All well and good, but who did INDIGO have to PULL OFF this week ?

Keith the Kipper · Feb 29, 2016

I'm not sure sydney is ready for this (awkward......but true) .

Thunder Bolt · Feb 29, 2016

Keith the Kipper said:
I'm not sure sydney is ready for this (awkward......but true) .

Or figure out that the Cliftonville has magically been transported to Sydney Australia.

Taybha · Feb 29, 2016

I love these kind of stories , i hope you are both very happy .

Surf's Up · Feb 29, 2016

I can imagine him sniggering to himself when he writes these childish, purple and frequently offensive pieces.

Surf's Up · Feb 29, 2016

Purple = Purile!!!

BlockDpete · Feb 29, 2016

I'm sure Kellie and Big Hilda are now on the re bound.

So you have their nUmbers, Ernest?

dingodan · Feb 29, 2016

Surf's Up said:
I can imagine him sniggering to himself when he writes these childish, purple and frequently offensive pieces.

& I can imagine your indignant & self-righteous face as you write this sanctimonious post.

Deleted User X18H · Feb 29, 2016

Surf's Up said:
I can imagine him sniggering to himself when he writes these childish, purple and frequently offensive pieces.

I bet he is laughing himself purple .

Kellie · Mar 3, 2016

Ernest said:
I was in the CLIFTONVILLE yesterday for a ROAST whilst I can and I started CHATTING to a LOVELY bird, she said did I like STUFFING and as I had a BIG portion with my Roast Chicken she said SHE thought I did.

Anyway I'm MEETING her tomorrow and this could be the REEL thing, her name is CHERIE and she is BEAUTIFUL and much BETTER than that SKANK [MENTION=29916]Kellie[/MENTION]

I might take her UP the AMEX as she said she LOVES football and going out for a PINT of Lager TOP, she SEEMS so TUNED into what a man WANTS.

Enrest & CHERIE could be the NEW Cheryl and LAIM from One Direction

What a gentleman you are.

Well, poor love, she's got a real let down coming her way when she cops your weeny wobbly weiner.

Tony Meolas Loan Spell · Mar 3, 2016

Will you give her a LIFT on your TRICYCLE?

Eeyore · Mar 3, 2016

Don't swap her for a NEWER model.

Surf's Up · Mar 3, 2016

dingodan said:
& I can imagine your indignant & self-righteous face as you write this sanctimonious post.

Hahaha

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