[Food] Pizza festival.

AmexRuislip

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• Feb 19, 2016

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http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/grab-slice-londons-biggest-pizza-10915974

If you have a free Saturday

 

Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003

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• Feb 19, 2016

• #2

I can't begin to imagine what [MENTION=70]Easy 10[/MENTION] will think about paying £20 to get into a pizza festival where each slice of pizza will cost at least £4.

But I'm looking to finding out...

 

Easy 10

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Jul 5, 2003

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• Feb 19, 2016

• #3

Bozza said:

I can't begin to imagine what [MENTION=70]Easy 10[/MENTION] will think about paying £20 to get into a pizza festival where each slice of pizza will cost at least £4.

But I'm looking to finding out...

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Any fully functioning adult who willingly travels to London and parts with a minimum of £24 for a singular slice of cheese on toast, seriously needs sectioning. The abject stupidity is almost beyond comprehension.

Personally, and I know I'm probably not speaking for everyone, but I'd fully advocate a surgical DRONE strike on the whole event once its full to capacity, just to do the human gene pool a massive favour in the long run.

 

AmexRuislip

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• Feb 19, 2016

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Shortest thread in history?

 

Eggman

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• Feb 19, 2016

• #5

Easy 10 said:

Any fully functioning adult who willingly travels to London and parts with a minimum of £24 for a singular slice of cheese on toast, seriously needs sectioning. The abject stupidity is almost beyond comprehension.

Personally, and I know I'm probably not speaking for everyone, but I'd fully advocate a surgical DRONE strike on the whole event once its full to capacity, just to do the human gene pool a massive favour in the long run.

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See you there mate. Slice of Hawaiian yeah?

 

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Hampster Gull

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• Feb 19, 2016

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Easy 10 said:

Any fully functioning adult who willingly travels to London and parts with a minimum of £24 for a singular slice of cheese on toast, seriously needs sectioning. The abject stupidity is almost beyond comprehension.

Personally, and I know I'm probably not speaking for everyone, but I'd fully advocate a surgical DRONE strike on the whole event once its full to capacity, just to do the human gene pool a massive favour in the long run.

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Yes but if you purchased a 100 that would nly be £4.20 a slice. A bargain in london

 

Worthingite

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Sep 16, 2011

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• Feb 19, 2016

• #7

Patiently awaits Herr T coming along to argue that £24 for a stone baked artisanal sliver of buffalo mozzarella on hydrogenated bruschetta, with rosemary infused bacon sprinkles is an absolute bargain.

Genuinely, anyone in attendance to this sort of twattery needs their bumps felt. Urgently.

 

Ernest

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Nov 8, 2003

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LOONEY BIN

• Feb 19, 2016

• #8

Easy 10 said:

Any fully functioning adult who willingly travels to London and parts with a minimum of £24 for a singular slice of cheese on toast, seriously needs sectioning. The abject stupidity is almost beyond comprehension.

Personally, and I know I'm probably not speaking for everyone, but I'd fully advocate a surgical DRONE strike on the whole event once its full to capacity, just to do the human gene pool a massive favour in the long run.

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What ABOUT Dj NEAT ?

 

Prince Monolulu

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The Race Hill

• Feb 19, 2016

• #9

Rumour has it the more exotic offerings have some rather splendid toppings.

 

gregbrighton

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• Feb 19, 2016

• #10

What a waste of money. Silly hipster concepts that rip people off.

 

Easy 10

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• Feb 19, 2016

• #11

Perhaps, on reflection, if the organisers of this event are actually present then they should probably be preserved. There is a special kind of collective GENIUS that can sell cheese, ketchup and dough to dickheads on this kind of scale. I'll be genuinely interested to see what kind of footfall they get on this. Anyone turning up will pretty much be on a par with the tragic gaggle of 22-carat SPACKOIDS who rock up on Big Brother launch night to spend their entire evening outside screeching "woooooooo" at anything that moves, whilst desperately waving their primary school badly scrawled florescent cardboard signs around. Pathetic.

 

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MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Feb 19, 2016

• #12

I like the way they couldn't have just called it SLICEFEST because that would have been too literal.