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TomandJerry

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Oct 1, 2013
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A BURGLAR knocked over a £2,000 cake and stole cash from a chocolaterie till.

Sometime between 8pm on Tuesday and 9am yesterday the thief broke into Choccywoccydoodah in Meeting House Lane, Brighton.


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Man of Harveys

Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
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A chocolate burglar? In Brighton?
 






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SAC

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May 21, 2014
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I love the article in The Mail where they take the piss out of the burglar for taking £60 but leaving three eggs worth £25k. Bungling burglar ignored three hand crafted Easter eggs worth £25,000. Each one weighs 100kg and is three feet tall and made entirely of Belgian chocolate.

Did they really expect a burglar to be able to carry 300kg of eggs and to know where to sell them on?
 














Paul Reids Sock

Paul Reids Sock

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Nov 3, 2004
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KZNSeagull said:
Excuse my ignorance, but how can a cake be worth 2000 quid, or indeed 3 Easter Eggs be worth 25,000 quid?
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Exactly what i was thinking. Maybe the Burglar realised that if not being purchased from said snazzy shop they would be pretty worthless. The world has gone mad.

Yes you could probably get a few quid for them from someone that was willing to buy them but it would be more hassle, make no where near £25,000 and probably bring attention

Reports to police of 'xxx was trying to sell a watch in the Dog and Duck' are probably ten a penny but 'xxx was trying to sell an easter egg for £8,000' would probably give the game away!
 


Moshe Gariani

Moshe Gariani

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Mar 10, 2005
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They've now caught the burglar.

When asked him how he managed to break in, he replied "No problem at all. It was very easy".
 






Chinman3000

Chinman3000

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Sep 28, 2011
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I heard a wispa that the twix that did this was bounty be caught eventually. You cant boost a chocy shop and expect them to rolo-ver.

They've got him by the short and curlywurlys
 










Guinness Boy

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TomandJerry said:
A BURGLAR knocked over a £2,000 cake and stole cash from a chocolaterie till.

Sometime between 8pm on Tuesday and 9am yesterday the thief broke into Choccywoccydoodah in Meeting House Lane, Brighton.


Who was IT
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You square it across the penalty area with the defence beaten...........

Man of Harveys said:
A chocolate burglar? In Brighton?
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....and you tap it home in to an empty net.

:goal:

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