Tooting Gull
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'I've booked a table for Valentine's...just hope she likes snooker'
I'm here all weekend.
I'm here all weekend.
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Still the best Valentine's Day joke...
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Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Assuming you've known this lady for quite a while, you would have an inkling if she likes snooker or not, shirley ?
skipper734
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Is it in a Pub watching it on Tele. Not very romantic or expensive, Cheapskate.
Pinkie Brown
I'll look after the skirt
The local supermarket near my flat in Germany is selling plastic roses in their valentines section. Respect to them.
Just another Hallmark excuse to flog a load of overpiced tat in the name of romanticism. Pffffffffffft
Just another Hallmark excuse to flog a load of overpiced tat in the name of romanticism. Pffffffffffft
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
You've obviously got your eye on the pink or the brown?
Oh no Jack, you've gone and lowered yourself.
Pickles
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If he has, he'd need a rest, Shirley?
Are you hoping for a screw off the cushion?
Tooting Gull
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In crude snooker-based innuendo, we like to say 'Take the easy pink, or attempt the more difficult brown'
Yes, and it doesn't quite work because in reality, why would you ever contemplate taking the tricky brown? It's worth fewer points FFS.
pasty
A different kind of pasty
The local supermarket near my flat in Germany is selling plastic roses in their valentines section. Respect to them.
Just another Hallmark excuse to flog a load of overpiced tat in the name of romanticism. Pffffffffffft
Think I might just run to one of these this year for Mrs P
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
Happy Valentine’s Day my darling
You must know I love you too
Thank you for all your patience and understanding
After all I put you through
You're right, there is more to life than football.
I see that, but all the same ...
When the Albion are playing
I have to watch the game.
You must know I love you too
Thank you for all your patience and understanding
After all I put you through
You're right, there is more to life than football.
I see that, but all the same ...
When the Albion are playing
I have to watch the game.
el punal
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You would have been better off with a Pool Party.
Tooting Gull
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Moshe Gariani
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Obviously not a snooker player. Very common to take on a more difficult pot in order to achieve position on the next ball.
Just make sure you get enough greens.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Yep. That's me!
SIMMO SAYS
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Bought the missus a LARGE box of chocolates and hid them in the van for the special day
[MENTION=26444]Wrong Direction[/MENTION] stepped on them ffsake
[MENTION=26444]Wrong Direction[/MENTION] stepped on them ffsake
darters74
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Let's hope the red doesn't come into play!