Guide to understanding Essex speech

The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer

NSC Patron

Aug 7, 2003

7,786

• Jan 29, 2016

• #1

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,799

Ruislip

• Jan 29, 2016

• #2

As Chris Eubank would say....Ethics

 

Puppet Master

non sequitur

Aug 14, 2012

4,055

• Jan 29, 2016

• #3

This is just a rip-off of when Danny Dyer was on the Graham Norton show.

 

S

Sussex Nomad

Well-known member

Aug 26, 2010

18,185

EP

• Jan 29, 2016

• #4

Sadly I understood it all without the need for translations. Closet Essex boy?

 

Superphil

Dismember

Jul 7, 2003

25,416

In a pile of football shirts

• Jan 29, 2016

• #5

Somebody wasted their own time creating that?

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

New member

Sep 4, 2006

12,805

Nestling in green nowhere

• Jan 29, 2016

• #6

tsk. Its Saaafend not "saffend" only someone from Mersea or Ingatestone would make such a phonetic faux pas.