My NEW job SELLING fruit and VEG at peoples DOORS

Ernest · Jan 26, 2016

I KNOW I'm the most INTELLIGANT person on NSC but even I was SURPRISED at how good this works out, I go to TESCO's BINS and get a few BITS of fruit and VEG that looks half DECENT stick it into a BOX or 2 and away I go.

I KNOCK on the door and say it is ORGASMIC fruit locally produced and that is TRUE as Tescos is only just down the ROAD and I then MUG them off for as MUCH as I can get. It's been going so WELL I've taken on a LAD to help and he was in the Worthing AREA and he sold TWO tiny boxes of fruit and VEG to some HIPSTER for NINE quid.

Unbelievable but I'm going to be RICH at this rate and already I've asked GOOGLE for TAX advice.

HalifaxSeagull · Jan 26, 2016

Put me down for a couple of boxes a week. I take it you deliver to Halifax?!

Bozza · Jan 26, 2016

The incumbent government have created an environment that allows entrepreneurship to flourish and thrive.

It's great to hear about resourceful individuals, including those slowly emerging from the dark ages, making the most of these opportunities.

MF'84 · Jan 26, 2016

Are YOU going to START selling some MEAT with your TWO veg?

BensGrandad · Jan 26, 2016

You will have to compete with the new Tesco in Walnut Park Haywards Heath opened to day and gave all customers a small jute shopping bag.

Albion in the north · Jan 26, 2016

HalifaxSeagull said:
Put me down for a couple of boxes a week. I take it you deliver to Halifax?!

We do actually deliver to Halifax! From the market

Beach Hut · Jan 26, 2016

Simply orgasmic, top bombing dear boy

vegster · Jan 26, 2016

Get in quick Ernest... gullible hipster entrepreneurs are declining it seems ......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35412892

Raleigh Chopper · Jan 26, 2016

I get all my fruit & veg (and eggs, jam and flowers) free of charge.
Whilst driving my van through the villages of Devon & Cornwall many cottages have a nice display outside their front gate, all they want is some money in the honesty box.
But as I am often short of change, I don't.

Leekbrookgull · Jan 26, 2016

CABBAGE ? If so when available ?

StonehamPark · Jan 26, 2016

Ernest said:
I've taken on a LAD to help and he was in the Worthing AREA and he sold TWO tiny boxes of fruit and VEG to some HIPSTER for NINE quid.

Gwylan · Jan 26, 2016

Does it come with any SAUCE?

LamieRobertson · Jan 26, 2016

Ernest said:
I KNOW I'm the most INTELLIGANT person on NSC but even I was SURPRISED at how good this works out, I go to TESCO's BINS and get a few BITS of fruit and VEG that looks half DECENT stick it into a BOX or 2 and away I go.

I KNOCK on the door and say it is ORGASMIC fruit locally produced and that is TRUE as Tescos is only just down the ROAD and I then MUG them off for as MUCH as I can get. It's been going so WELL I've taken on a LAD to help and he was in the Worthing AREA and he sold TWO tiny boxes of fruit and VEG to some HIPSTER for NINE quid.

Unbelievable but I'm going to be RICH at this rate and already I've asked GOOGLE for TAX advice.

Yet another success story for care in the community :moo:

LlcoolJ · Jan 26, 2016

Bozza said:
The incumbent government have created an environment that allows entrepreneurship to flourish and thrive.

It's great to hear about resourceful individuals, including those slowly emerging from the dark ages, making the most of these opportunities.

Almost correct. The incumbent government has actually created an environment where lots more people are scavenging in bins for food.

ENREST has merely turned this necessity for some into a way to rip off fools. [emoji1]

Hampster Gull · Jan 26, 2016

good to see that Carers of senile OAPs allow this sort of thing to go on

SIMMO SAYS · Jan 26, 2016

LamieRobertson said:
Yet another success story for care in the community

We may both rely on this soon Lamie.

Keith Patel · Jan 26, 2016

Ernest said:
I KNOCK on the door and say it is ORGASMIC fruit locally produced and that is TRUE as Tescos is only just down the ROAD

fruitnveg · Jan 26, 2016

I don't remember being consulted. :glare:

NooBHA · Jan 27, 2016

Ernest said:
I KNOW I'm the most INTELLIGANT person on NSC but even I was SURPRISED at how good this works out, I go to TESCO's BINS and get a few BITS of fruit and VEG that looks half DECENT stick it into a BOX or 2 and away I go.

I KNOCK on the door and say it is ORGASMIC fruit locally produced and that is TRUE as Tescos is only just down the ROAD and I then MUG them off for as MUCH as I can get. It's been going so WELL I've taken on a LAD to help and he was in the Worthing AREA and he sold TWO tiny boxes of fruit and VEG to some HIPSTER for NINE quid.

Unbelievable but I'm going to be RICH at this rate and already I've asked GOOGLE for TAX advice.

Ernest - Your last statement contradicts your first statement in this post.

You should take the tax advice before you post how much you are earning on a Public Forum. Now HMRC will be on to you looking for you to declare your millions and settle your tax due thereon

vegster · Jan 27, 2016

I need to contact you EARNEST... I noticed that Lidl were doing a special on dirt cheap Cider.... If I re label the bottles I can make a fortune selling this stuff to Cider Toffs who think they are getting an artisanal beverage...we could go in to business together?

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My NEW job SELLING fruit and VEG at peoples DOORS

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