Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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Our second quarter final pitches two beasts on opposite ends of the size spectrum. Neither have reached the final before and with only one semi final appearance between them, both will be viewing this as a magnificent opportunity. Which means it should get particularly vicious particularly quickly.
The combatants:
Great White Shark
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_white_shark
WHC IX performance:
2nd round: Beat Human 82-36
Group A: 2nd 25 votes(18.66%)
The GWS is enjoying one of its better WHC tournaments and is hoping to reach the semi finals for only the second time in its career. It cruised through the group stages and then annihilated the human in the second round. It's easy to see why it's done so well. It's a prehistoric killing machine that looks scary as ****. Powerful, massive mouthed, rows of razor sharp teeth and a willingness to attack anything if its feeling the slightest bit peckish. It's bite is so powerful that it can tear its prey-whether it be fish, seals, other sharks or boats- in half.
Vs
Grasshopper Mouse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_mouse
WHC IX performance:
2nd round: beat Tasmanian Devil 64-51
Group c: 2nd 27votes(18.88%)
The grasshopper mouse is a relative new boy to the WHC, making his professional bow in WHC VII. He's proven an instant hit however, making the quarter finals for the third time in a row. He'll be eager to build on his solid ground work of WHC's VII and VIII and progress to the semi's for the first time. What's he bringing to the fight? Everything. You want aggression and attitude? He's got it in spades. He's a mouse, no longer than 7.5 inches nose to tail yet he has a territory of 28 acres. A territory that he defends jealously and with an unequaled ferocity and aggressiveness. If he finds you encroaching even an inch into his land he'll howl like a wolf(yes, really. This mouse can howl. Like a wolf.) and then he'll attack. But attacking is not enough for him. He attacks to kill the intruding G.M. But even killing isn't enough, the grasshopper mouse will cannibalise any other grasshopper mouse that dares set foot in it's 28 acre territory. What does the grasshopper mouse eat when its not cannibalising other mice? Well it feasts upon anything from insects up to poisonous scorpions and snakes. That's right, it washes down a family member with a nice pint of poisonous snake or scorpion. Then howls to the moon.
The combatants:
Great White Shark
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_white_shark
WHC IX performance:
2nd round: Beat Human 82-36
Group A: 2nd 25 votes(18.66%)
The GWS is enjoying one of its better WHC tournaments and is hoping to reach the semi finals for only the second time in its career. It cruised through the group stages and then annihilated the human in the second round. It's easy to see why it's done so well. It's a prehistoric killing machine that looks scary as ****. Powerful, massive mouthed, rows of razor sharp teeth and a willingness to attack anything if its feeling the slightest bit peckish. It's bite is so powerful that it can tear its prey-whether it be fish, seals, other sharks or boats- in half.
Vs
Grasshopper Mouse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_mouse
WHC IX performance:
2nd round: beat Tasmanian Devil 64-51
Group c: 2nd 27votes(18.88%)
The grasshopper mouse is a relative new boy to the WHC, making his professional bow in WHC VII. He's proven an instant hit however, making the quarter finals for the third time in a row. He'll be eager to build on his solid ground work of WHC's VII and VIII and progress to the semi's for the first time. What's he bringing to the fight? Everything. You want aggression and attitude? He's got it in spades. He's a mouse, no longer than 7.5 inches nose to tail yet he has a territory of 28 acres. A territory that he defends jealously and with an unequaled ferocity and aggressiveness. If he finds you encroaching even an inch into his land he'll howl like a wolf(yes, really. This mouse can howl. Like a wolf.) and then he'll attack. But attacking is not enough for him. He attacks to kill the intruding G.M. But even killing isn't enough, the grasshopper mouse will cannibalise any other grasshopper mouse that dares set foot in it's 28 acre territory. What does the grasshopper mouse eat when its not cannibalising other mice? Well it feasts upon anything from insects up to poisonous scorpions and snakes. That's right, it washes down a family member with a nice pint of poisonous snake or scorpion. Then howls to the moon.
Oooooo..., tough one! Let me think about it for several milliseconds before casting my vote 
