Bellend & Hove Albion

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,075

• Jan 17, 2016

• #1

Reading the Colin Kazim Richards altication thread made me think about former players who you'd put in an all time top 11 for their questionable attitude to the game and us, not necessarily whilst with us but for how they left, remarks or activities post leaving the Albion etc? To be clear, this isn't about players lack of talent. We'd need a much bigger team for that! Nope this is all about those who just ain't welcome if we the fans were in charge.

A side from CKR who must be a shoe in after his conviction, it's got to include....?

(No need to propose a Chairman, we all know who that would be!)

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,186

• Jan 17, 2016

• #2

Gotta include Leon Best. F*cking waster. Turned his back on the ball when it was no more than five yards from him to argue the toss about something or other with the lino. Total c*nt.

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,075

• Jan 17, 2016

• Thread starter
• #3

Tom Hark said:

Gotta include Leon Best. F*cking waster. Turned his back on the ball when it was no more than five yards from him to argue the toss about something or other with the lino. Total c*nt.

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Hmmm, bad attitude to compliment his bad play. But was he a BE? I'd pick another Leon over him firstly...

 

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Exile

Objective but passionate

Aug 10, 2014

2,367

• Jan 17, 2016

• #4

portlock seagull said:

Reading the Colin Kazim Richards altication thread made me think about former players who you'd put in an all time top 11 for their questionable attitude to the game and us, not necessarily whilst with us but for how they left, remarks or activities post leaving the Albion etc? To be clear, this isn't about players lack of talent. We'd need a much bigger team for that! Nope this is all about those who just ain't welcome if we the fans were in charge.

A side from CKR who must be a shoe in after his conviction, it's got to include....?

(No need to propose a Chairman, we all know who that would be!)

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Hutchins, Foster, Codner, all had run ins with the law.

 

Green Cross Code Man

Wunt be druv

Mar 30, 2006

19,718

Eastbourne

• Jan 17, 2016

• #5

Exile said:

Hutchins, Foster, Codner, all had run ins with the law.

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Teddy Maybank. Didn't he crash a car whilst over the limit and run off over the fields near Lewes when the police showed up?

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,075

• Jan 17, 2016

• Thread starter
• #6

Exile said:

Hutchins, Foster, Codner, all had run ins with the law.

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But did they have run ins with the fans? I do t think they did? In fact I'd like to apologise on your behalf for mentioning Steve Foster me l'aud on this thread! No way he gets near such a team!

 

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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003

31,339

Uffern

• Jan 17, 2016

• #7

If this is about players with a bad attitude or players who had a run-in with the law?
Micky Thomas is in on both counts

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Jan 17, 2016

• #8

portlock seagull said:

(No need to propose a Chairman, we all know who that would be!)

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Dick Tight of COARSE

 

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Exile

Objective but passionate

Aug 10, 2014

2,367

• Jan 17, 2016

• #9

portlock seagull said:

But did they have run ins with the fans? I do t think they did? In fact I'd like to apologise on your behalf for mentioning Steve Foster me l'aud on this thread! No way he gets near such a team!

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The staff at Corals Squash Club might disagree with you.

 

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Exile

Objective but passionate

Aug 10, 2014

2,367

• Jan 17, 2016

• #10

Gwylan said:

If this is about players with a bad attitude or players who had a run-in with the law?
Micky Thomas is in on both counts

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Good call

 

Dirk Lehmann's Python

New member

May 27, 2014

1,638

Littlehampton

• Jan 17, 2016

• #11

Tommy Fraser.

 

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portslade seagull

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Jul 19, 2003

17,609

portslade

• Jan 17, 2016

• #12

Leon Knight must have somewhere

 

Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant

Feb 16, 2009

18,855

• Jan 17, 2016

• #13

Craig Davies warrants a mention for the smoke bomb in the dressing room incident, which surely sums up what a moron he is.

Jamie Campbell might be an option at left back?

 

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BangaloreGull

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Jun 18, 2011

201

Burgess Hill

• Jan 17, 2016

• #14

John Gregory although I liked him at the time; agree with Knight, Thomas, CKR, and Fraser

 

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Postman Pat

Well-known member

Jul 24, 2007

6,971

Coldean

• Jan 17, 2016

• #15

Didn't Gerry Armstrong go into the stands to headbut a supporter during a game?

 

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Mayonaise

Well-known member

May 25, 2014

2,114

Haywards Heath

• Jan 17, 2016

• #16

Dean Hammond's goal celebration and abusive gestures to the south stand upon his return with Southampton left a bad taste for a while. I guess he kind of redeemed himself later though?

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

39,709

Pattknull med Haksprut

• Jan 17, 2016

• #17

Paul Kitson, if he was as keen on training as we was at William Hill....

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

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Jul 5, 2003

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Pattknull med Haksprut

• Jan 17, 2016

• #18

Gwylan said:

If this is about players with a bad attitude or players who had a run-in with the law?
Micky Thomas is in on both counts

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Micky Thomas has no recollection of signing for the Albion as Mike Bamber got him paralytic and he signed a contract then promptly fell asleep.

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

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Jul 5, 2003

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Pattknull med Haksprut

• Jan 17, 2016

• #19

Elliott Bennett
Lewis Dunk
Liam Bridcutt

All refused to play allegedly due to their heads not being focussed on the club due to transfer speculation.

 

Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 5, 2003

71,969

Living In a Box

• Jan 17, 2016

• #20

Jara Rayes as missed a game when arrested driving to it when banned ?