Pub argument help needed!

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TomandJerry

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Oct 1, 2013

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• Jan 14, 2016

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Got a couple points we disagree about,

How old is Bruce Forsyth, we got one guy saying 60, two old birds saying 78, me saying 86 and the bar man saying 93! With his wig being 32 years old

Is it possible to fart snow? Bar man making a case for it being possible, two old birds saying maybe and me and the other guy saying no!

And finally is it possible to fall up stairs? Bar man and me saying yes, two birds saying no and the guy not sure!

 

glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick

Nov 29, 2005

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somewhere in Eastbourne

• Jan 14, 2016

• #2

87 years old

 

Seagull58

In the Algarve

Jan 31, 2012

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Vilamoura, Portugal

• Jan 14, 2016

• #3

TomandJerry said:

Got a couple points we disagree about,

How old is Bruce Forsyth, we got one guy saying 60, two old birds saying 78, me saying 86 and the bar man saying 93! With his wig being 32 years old

Is it possible to fart snow? Bar man making a case for it being possible, two old birds saying maybe and me and the other guy saying no!

And finally is it possible to fall up stairs? Bar man and me saying yes, two birds saying no and the guy not sure!

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Bruce born 22nd Feb 1928so 88 next month.
No you cant fart snow. The body is much much too warm!
Yes you can fall up stairs if you stub your toe on a stair as you're walking up.

 

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super-seagulls

Soup! Why didn’t I get any Soup?

Feb 1, 2011

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• Jan 14, 2016

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TomandJerry said:

Got a couple points we disagree about,

How old is Bruce Forsyth, we got one guy saying 60, two old birds saying 78, me saying 86 and the bar man saying 93! With his wig being 32 years old

Is it possible to fart snow? Bar man making a case for it being possible, two old birds saying maybe and me and the other guy saying no!

And finally is it possible to fall up stairs? Bar man and me saying yes, two birds saying no and the guy not sure!

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Could you please clarify 'fart snow'?
You can fall going up stairs!

 

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Postman Pat

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• Jan 14, 2016

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TomandJerry said:

Got a couple points we disagree about,

How old is Bruce Forsyth, we got one guy saying 60, two old birds saying 78, me saying 86 and the bar man saying 93! With his wig being 32 years old

And finally is it possible to fall up stairs? Bar man and me saying yes, two birds saying no and the guy not sure!

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1. 87 years old - 88 on 22nd Feb.

3. Depends on the definition of fall I suppose. I don't think it is possible to fall up personally. I would say I tripped up the stairs rather than fell up. It would be possible to trip up the stairs and then fall down them!

 

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TomandJerry

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super-seagulls said:

Could you please clarify 'fart snow'?
You can fall going up stairs!

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Literally farting snow!

 

super-seagulls

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I learned today that Elsa can sneeze snow if that helps!

 

super-seagulls

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TomandJerry said:

Literally farting snow!

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No I doubt it, unless you covered your arse with snow before letting rip

 

father_and_son

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• Jan 14, 2016

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TomandJerry said:

Got a couple points we disagree about,

How old is Bruce Forsyth, we got one guy saying 60, two old birds saying 78, me saying 86 and the bar man saying 93! With his wig being 32 years old

Is it possible to fart snow? Bar man making a case for it being possible, two old birds saying maybe and me and the other guy saying no!

And finally is it possible to fall up stairs? Bar man and me saying yes, two birds saying no and the guy not sure!

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What f*cking pub were you in? How on earth does the conversation get to Farting Snow?

 

fat old seagull

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• Jan 14, 2016

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father_and_son said:

What f*cking pub were you in? How on earth does the conversation get to Farting Snow?

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I would suggest it's a pub with strong ale!

 

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sussex_guy2k2

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• Jan 15, 2016

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I love how you're in a pub and your first reaction to an argument is to ask NSC rather than Google - #drunkpersonlogic ;-)

Ps great questions - none of which I have the answers to.

 

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

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Location Location

• Jan 15, 2016

• #12

How in the name of frig anyone could think Brucie was 60...

He's been around since the bronze age.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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• Jan 15, 2016

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This other guy, it wasn't Billy Bleach was it?

 

Captain Sensible

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Pub arguments are dead, it's now a race to google the correct information. A bit like a pub quiz is dead, unless there are security screening for mobile devices. All very sad.