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***Worlds Hardest Creature IX: Group D***

Hardest beast?


  • Total voters
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  • Poll closed .


Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,054
tokyo
We're looking for hardness. We all have different definitions but please take into account more than just size. Please. Don't discount it but be aware that there are other facets that go into it. We want pound for pound hardness.

You have one vote. Use it wisely. Only three are guaranteed to go through.

Group D combatants:

Orca

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whale

A former champion and two time finalist to kick the group off. The Orca is more familiarly known as the Killer Whale, so with it's nomenclature it's already off to a positive start. What does it bring to the WHC table? Size and power mostly It's preposterously large and as a result shits in the face of everything it meets in the ocean. They have Great White Sharks for dinner. One reported case tells of an Orca who killed a GWS, ate its liver and then left the carcass, so little respect it had for the killing of a GWS.

Malayan Sun Bear

malayan-sun-bear.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_bear

This is the MSB'S second year in the competition. It failed to make any progress last year but has caused quite a stir in the nominations thread. Can it capitalise on that and go deep in the competition? You'll have to decide. Some facts for you to chew upon: it's the smallest of the bears and eats mostly insects. It is, however, big on aggression and will attack for no reason going for its victims head with its long, sickle shaped claws and powerful jaws. It is feared amongst the locals of South East Asia as much as bigger, more traditional hard beasts like the tiger.

Jaguar

Standing_jaguar.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar

The Jaguar is making its debut in the WHC. The Cats really struggle to make an impression in this tournament so it's got its work cut out if it wants to succeed. What's it got that will help it progress to the knockout rounds? Well, first off it's an apex predator. Nothing hunts the Jaguar, it hunts them. It is a stalk and ambush predator that has an exceptionally powerful bite which it uses to crunch through it's victims skull and destroy its brain. Its bite is strong enough to pierce through armoured reptiles skin/shell so even if you bring some armour to the fight you're shit out of luck.

Cone Snail

cone-snail-australian-geographic.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cone_snail

Yes the cone snail is a snail. A sea snail. But it is a predatory snail. One with harpoon like structures that it shoots out at its victim and injects with venom. It has a number of these 'harpoons' which t can shoot in any direction and the venom is so strong it can prove fatal to humans.

Salt Water Crocodile

Saltwater-Crocodile-Swallows-12-Year-Old-Boy.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwater_crocodile

Oh Sheee-it, this group just got serious. The Salt Water Croc is a four times finalist and reigning champion of the WHC. It has never been knocked out before the semi finals. Let me tell you why. It's a prehistoric monster. The largest living lizard and the largest terrestial and riparian predator in the world. It's an apex predator. It's been around since the dinosaurs(surviving whatever cataclysmic event saw those fellas off). It has the highest pound for pound bite force of an animal in the world(more powerful than the estimated bite force of the T-Rex...). It will kill you on land or in water. It has its own killing move(the death roll) and it can survive unhindered by missing limbs. It is armour plated and will fight anything that comes in it's territory. And it looks f@kking scary. That's why.

Sea Horse

Maned-seahorse.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse

The Sea Horse is the second WHC debutante in group D. It probably wishes it wasn't drawn in a group with two Champions but thems the breaks. If you want to be the best you gotta beat the best. So what has the Sea Horse got in its locker? Er, I'm not sure. Wiki hasn't helped me there, so whoever nominated and seconded it you need t get campaigning otherwise the Seahorse is in for an inglorious first WHC campaign.

Dog Whelk

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_whelk

The Dog Whelk is another predatory snail. Sometimes the WHC draw can be cruel and for the predatory snail loving fans having both their contestants drawn in the same group must be their worst nightmare come true... But shit happens in a random draw so the Dog Whelk and the cone snail will just have to duke it out and hope that there are enough snail lovers to see them through. So what is different about the Dog whelk when compared to the cone snail? It's method of murder for a start. The Dog Whelk has a foot that secrets a shell softening enzyme onto its victims body/shell. It then drills through the shell, injecting a paralysing poison into its victims flesh which it then eats at its leisure. Nice.

Shrew

Bushveld-elephant-shrew.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrew

The shrew looks a little like finger mouse(for those of you of a certain age). It is the only combatant to have a Shakespeare play named after it. Despite being tiny little things they are voracious eaters(thus needing to hunt continually) and ferociously territorial and aggressive- the only time they come together is to,er, come together(copulate, if you didn't get my poor attempt at a pun). If a rival should enter a shrews territory a fight will ensue. Because of their constant need to eat they are elite hunters and will attack, kill and eat animals up to twice their size by either injecting venom(yes, they can be venomous) or more usually crushing the base of their victims skull.

Colossal Squid

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_squid

An aptly named contestant, the Colossal squid being a colossally sized squid. Up to 14 metres in length and 750kg in weight. They have barbed hooks all along their tentacles. Not a lot is known about the C.S, but fortunately one of them posts on NSC, so any questions please direct them to [MENTION=15906]Colossal Squid[/MENTION].
 
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Munkfish

Well-known member
May 1, 2006
11,861
Orca all day long, this thing hunts on sea AND land. Not usually a big fan of the heavy-weight division however the ORCA is a real beast and without a doubt the worlds hardest creature.
 


LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Whoah. Just when it looks as if the orca has this group sewn up you throw in the dinosaur.

Croc all the way for me.

Seahorse?!
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,110
Surrey
It has to be the croc.

The orca is hard but like humans, that is largely down to the intelligence it has on it's side. A croc is as thick as pigshit, yet hard looking,hard skinned, hard at fighting, hard at biting, hard at everything.

It has survived 300m years too though the harshest natural disasters that could be thrown at it, and yet it finds a way. HARD.
 




LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
The croc can also go months without eating so unlike a lot of predators it doesn't give a f*ck if it doesn't kill you the first time, it'll wait....

#hard*******
 




mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,481
England
Wow. I ALWAYS look to back an unfashionable choice but the snails and shrew are offering me very little here. I think the croc takes my vote
 
















Hugo Rune

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NSC Patreon
Feb 23, 2012
21,496
Brighton
Ah-ha! The Malayan Sun Bear. Most of his competitors kill or fight because they need to eat. Some kill or fight because they are competing for a mate. So why does the Malayan Sun Bear kill and fight? Because it doesn't like your f***ing face - that's for why! These crazy f***nuts will charge you unprovoked, they don't need a f***ing reason. Some say the mark on their chest represents the sun from which they get their name? But perhaps, closer to the truth, the mark is a 'C' on it's side, representing the word C***! (Think of the S on Superman's chest here). The word C*** is exactly what local villagers scream having been charged by the Sun Bear and had their request to 'leave the face' ignored as the bear gleefully chews it off. VOTE SUN BEAR NOW AND PRAY YOU NEVER MEET ONE.

Malayan_Sun_Bear_NSC.jpg
 


Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
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Jul 23, 2003
33,818
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Croc all the way. Like a bad tempered, prehistoric tattooed bouncer with all the knives and a steroid problem.
 


Stumpy Tim

Well-known member
While [MENTION=21130]JCL - the new kid in town[/MENTION] makes a fine argument for the shrew, and there are many good arguments for the croc, [MENTION=23795]Hugo Rune[/MENTION] has trumped everything. Has to be the bear really.
 






Ah-ha! The Malayan Sun Bear. Most of his competitors kill or fight because they need to eat. Some kill or fight because they are competing for a mate. So why does the Malayan Sun Bear kill and fight? Because it doesn't like your f***ing face - that's for why! These crazy f***nuts will charge you unprovoked, they don't need a f***ing reason. Some say the mark on their chest represents the sun from which they get their name? But perhaps, closer to the truth, the mark is a 'C' on it's side, representing the word C***! (Think of the S on Superman's chest here). The word C*** is exactly what local villagers scream having been charged by the Sun Bear and had their request to 'leave the face' ignored as the bear gleefully chews it off. VOTE SUN BEAR NOW AND PRAY YOU NEVER MEET ONE.

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An impassioned argument.

I'm torn between the C*** Bear and the Croc.
 


MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,689
STATATTACK

The Croc has won more matchups and groups (25) in the history of WHC than any other competitor.

People's champ is 2nd on 22.
 



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