JC Footy Genius
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Ballon d’Or event Ronaldo 'meets' Messi's girlfriend, Neymar not impressed.
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KZNSeagull
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"My ear hurts"
"It's very rude to wear hats indoors"
"It's very rude to wear hats indoors"
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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*Insert "I'll get you messi" related pun.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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"Nice to meet you. And who's your Neighbour?"
"No, that's neymar, NEYMAR."
sorry.
"No, that's neymar, NEYMAR."
sorry.
1066familyman
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- Jan 15, 2008
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"Did your boyfriend ever tell you the one about Peter Crouch? "
The Stout Yeoman
Master Farter
"Tell that to the Ladyboy behind me" ...
Grombleton
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- Dec 31, 2011
- 7,356
No-one was taking any notice of The Mysterons warm up act.
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
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Messi or Neymar "If you don't let go of her hand in the next three seconds I'm going to rip your ******* head off"
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
Hey Ronnie baby, leave her alone, you are my bitch now !
worthingseagull
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- Sep 28, 2011
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you bastads, you said it was Laurel and Hardy themed fancy dress!!!
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Brazillian footballer Neymar has his suspicions that his "Dress Code: Laurel and Hardy" invite may have been a prank from a certain Barca team-mate.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Birdie Boy
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- Jun 17, 2011
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Messi: "sounds like hunt"
worthingseagull
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- Sep 28, 2011
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Wow. Spooky!!!!
mine was better ;-)
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Ballon d’Or event Ronaldo 'meets' Messi's girlfriend, Neymar not impressed.
Robbie Savage so unimpressed he turned his back on the whole squalid scene.
TSB
Captain Hindsight
Looks more like Bruno (Ney)Mars
That's NOT a photo, that's a video of Ronaldo continually staring into her eyes
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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"You think he's Messi? Babe, I'll leave your face like a plasterer's radio!"
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
Ballon d’Or event Ronaldo 'meets' Messi's girlfriend, Neymar not impressed.
Messi says into his earpiece "get ya gun outta pocket Neymar and shoot that fecker dead now before she puts his number in her cellphone"
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Ronaldo : "Hi babe - you're almost as pretty as me!"