Excruciatingly sh1t Albion 'parody' Twitter accounts

hans kraay fan club · Jan 11, 2016

What with the 'success' of football related parody Twitter accounts like [MENTION=20940]del[/MENTION]uded Brendan (Rogers) and @Boring James Milner, it seems that these days everyone thinks they have the wit to carry this off.

Sadly that's very much NOT the case. Currently we have (at least) three Albion players who some goon(s) are impersonating on line. Totally unfunny totally sh1t and probably pretty annoying if you were the player involved - especially if like the Stockdale one, it is not named as an obvious fake.

If YOU are responsible for any of the following drivel, pack it in, eh?

[tweet]684048187158564864[/tweet]

[tweet]685908587860881408[/tweet]

[tweet]685938619840872453[/tweet]

:nono:

Richy_Seagull · Jan 11, 2016

Everytime I see anything posted by that Stockdale parody it surprises me that its managed to be even less amusing than the previous "hilarious tweet" that its regurgitated. Shame they cant be banned.

StonehamPark · Jan 11, 2016

I'm all up for (obvious) parody accounts, but those are painfully unfunny.

Bozza · Jan 11, 2016

Richy_Seagull said:
Everytime I see anything posted by that Stockdale parody it surprises me that its managed to be even less amusing than the previous "hilarious tweet" that its regurgitated. Shame they cant be banned.

You can block/mute them so you don't have to see them.

Paul Reids Sock · Jan 11, 2016

There are a few absolutely cracking parody accounts. Unfortunately these aren't great however every no and then the Stockers one makes me chuckle

crabface · Jan 11, 2016

That sad thing is, is that someone has actually sat down created an account and is persisting with it thinking that they are a comedy genius.

Simster · Jan 11, 2016

Good work [MENTION=3566]hans kraay fan club[/MENTION].

Let's hope this thread lasts one that outs the utterly toilet Twitter parodies that are Albion related. And yes, these three are proper shit.

Bozza · Jan 11, 2016

1. I'd assumed that the Lewis Dunk one was likely a Palace fan.

2. The Stockdale one can do one due to their dreadful usage of the hashtag #D-LishDave that just doesn't work, because:
i) Twitter truncate the hashtag at the hyphen meaning they keep tweeting a hashtag of #D
ii) It's not funny in the slightest.

All accounts run from Android phones I note. Figures.

hans kraay fan club · Jan 11, 2016

Bozza said:
1. I'd assumed that the Lewis Dunk one was likely a Palace fan.

2. The Stockdale one can do one due to their dreadful usage of the hashtag #D-LishDave that just doesn't work, because:
i) Twitter truncate the hashtag at the hyphen meaning they keep tweeting a hashtag of #D
ii) It's not funny in the slightest.

All accounts run from Android phones I note. Figures.

The Dunk one is the most TRAGIC of the three, due to the amount of time the spotty virgin clearly spends managing to be unfunny.

The other two are almost certainly produced by the same person, given that every sh1t post each one produces is immediately retweeted by the other.

StonehamPark · Jan 11, 2016

Bozza said:
All accounts run from Android phones I note. Figures.

Very good.
:lolol:

LlcoolJ · Jan 11, 2016

The best football parody account was always https://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam but he's been a bit quiet recently.

Those albion ones are shit.

dazzer6666 · Jan 11, 2016

hans kraay fan club said:
What with the 'success' of football related parody Twitter accounts like [MENTION=20940]del[/MENTION]uded Brendan (Rogers) and @Boring James Milner, it seems that these days everyone thinks they have the wit to carry this off.

Sadly that's very much NOT the case. Currently we have (at least) three Albion players who some goon(s) are impersonating on line. Totally unfunny totally sh1t and probably pretty annoying if you were the player involved - especially if like the Stockdale one, it is not named as an obvious fake.

If YOU are responsible for any of the following drivel, pack it in, eh?

[tweet]684048187158564864[/tweet]

[tweet]685908587860881408[/tweet]

[tweet]685938619840872453[/tweet]

Well said

Bozza · Jan 11, 2016

StonehamPark said:
Very good.

I jest. I was just looking to see if where the tweets came from gave any clues as to who may be behind them. That none come from iPhones is a massive personal relief since it can not possibly be me.

greyseagull · Jan 11, 2016

Could all three be the same person...?

Randsta · Jan 11, 2016

Very poor showing on the parody accounts

Guinness Boy · Jan 11, 2016

There have been one or two that were fantastic. There was a Leeds fan who did a Billy Paynter one that was absolutely spot on and made me laugh lots. Ditto Not Big Sam. There was a Poyet one for a while that actually managed to be funny (I have my suspicions that originated not too far from here). But the thing is that not only were the authors funny, the subjects were too. Paynter was a BLATANTLY shit footballer. Big Sam invites the sort of parody he gets on that account. Poyet, between the narcissism and accent was asking for it.

Not only are these accounts not funny they wouldn't be in anyone else's hands either. Stockdale is a decent keeper who, when not winding up Derby fans or Adam Virgo sends out pleasant tweets to his fans and talks about fishing and going running. I'm not sure Dunk would know one end of twitter from the other but, that aside, he's a pretty good Championship centre back with the odd catastrophic mistake in him. And let's not go near the "Dad's Army" style humour that you have to use to get a parody of Uwe. "Don't mention ze war". Oh my aching sides.

If there's anyone in the Albion squad worth parodying it's Kaz but even that would only be funny to people who follow Kaz and then it would have to tread carefully.

Bozza · Jan 11, 2016

greyseagull said:
Could all three be the same person...?

Possibly.

[MENTION=4667]Munkfish[/MENTION] has used D-lish on these very pages so I'm blaming him: http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?258672-What-is-your-favourite-type-of-ONION

hans kraay fan club · Jan 11, 2016

greyseagull said:
Could all three be the same person...?

Surely no one person could be THAT unfunny?

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo · Jan 11, 2016

LlcoolJ said:
The best football parody account was always https://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam but he's been a bit quiet recently.

Those albion ones are shit.

I've always quite liked Boring James Milner - https://twitter.com/BoringMilner - it's so beautifully dull that I like to pretend it's really him.

Munkfish · Jan 11, 2016

Bozza said:
Possibly.

[MENTION=4667]Munkfish[/MENTION] has used D-lish on these very pages so I'm blaming him: http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?258672-What-is-your-favourite-type-of-ONION

I do not even have a twitter account, so you can rule me out. How the hell do you remember me using th expression D-lish, great memory that must have been the one and only time I have used it.

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