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DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 3, 2012
16,566
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

...I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Next time get slip-ons - or some of those nice beige ones with Velcro fastening.
 


Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,130
Bexhill-on-Sea
You should go and get you eyes tested as tripping over regularly could be caused by a change in you eyes focal point
 


Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,105
The democratic and free EU
If you bought them from someone like that, you should have realised they were either going to be stolen goods or cheap counterfeit knock-offs. Therefore the fact that they turned out to be faulty should have come as no surprise.

And you can hardly go demanding a refund, can you?

Think before you buy, man - caveat emptor and all that.
 






















Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
12,773
Toronto
Are the shoes even the right size? Did the drug dealer let you try them on and walk around for a bit? You'd be foolish to buy them with trying them first.
 




Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,415
I'm sure there's a quick FIX for this.
 


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