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crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
13,488
Lyme Regis
The better half has been invited to a P party at the end of the month for Angela Grocutts 40th birthday party and I am being dragged along.

:nono:

Need something unique to go as, anyone got anything inspirational?

???
 


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,730
Brighton
Rolf Harris? Jimmy Savile?
 


5ways

Well-known member
Sep 18, 2012
2,217
When I was in year 11 or thereabouts I went to a P party, someone in my year decided to go as grapes - purple grapes. He decided to paint himself purple and then stick purple balloons to himself. As you might expect within the first 5 minutes everyone walked up to him and burst his balloons so for the majority of the evening he walked around hardly dressed covered in purple paint.

Therefore I advise against going as purple grapes. I went as the Pope.
 










Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,093
Bexhill-on-Sea
Is your better half's name Michelle, if it is just carry her on your back and smear everything with Vaseline where you walk being Peter the Snail
 


Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,959
Worthing
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Grassman

Well-known member
Jun 12, 2008
2,550
Tun Wells
Am I being thick, but what is a 'P' party? As far as I recall the initials of Fancy Dress are FD, not P.

Yours

Confused Tunbridge Wells
 






Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,921
BN1
The better half has been invited to a P party at the end of the month for Angela Grocutts 40th birthday party and I am being dragged along.

I am going to be a utter dick here but in just one line you have managed to hit three of my biggest hates in life:

a) Calling someone your better/other half
b) Saying you are getting dragged along (don't go if you don't want to)
c) Fancy dress parties. Humour for people with no humour.

Feel free to call me whatever name you wish, I deserve it. Sorry.
 


crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
13,488
Lyme Regis
I am going to be a utter dick here but in just one line you have managed to hit three of my biggest hates in life:

a) Calling someone your better/other half
b) Saying you are getting dragged along (don't go if you don't want to)
c) Fancy dress parties. Humour for people with no humour.

Feel free to call me whatever name you wish, I deserve it. Sorry.

You've never met my better half I WILL get dragged along even if I don't want to go.

:nono:
 










Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
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Jul 23, 2003
33,820
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Peppa Pig - just hope Dave C doesn't turn up with his Oxford chums.

1 a peppa.jpg

Or spend all night looking up the ladies' dresses and say you've come as a Peeping Tom.
 






Guinness Boy

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Helpful Moderator
NSC Patreon
Jul 23, 2003
33,820
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
b) Saying you are getting dragged along (don't go if you don't want to)

PAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You COULD do that if you wanted. But here's what will happen. Six years and three months later there will be a marital disagreement over a can of beans. She will storm off in a huff and not speak to Crodo for DAYS. This will puzzle him greatly. Eventually - having said she was "FINE" and answered "NOTHING" to the question "what's wrong darling" she will shed enough tears to flood Carlisle and blurt out "IT'S JUST LIKE THAT TIME YOU WOULDN'T COME TO THE P PARTY WITH ME!".

I'm with Crodo. It's not worth the hassle.
 


Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,746
Am I being thick, but what is a 'P' party? As far as I recall the initials of Fancy Dress are FD, not P.

Yours

Confused Tunbridge Wells

I'm hoping it's nothing to do with 'watersports'...
 



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