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el punal

el punal

Well-known member
Aug 29, 2012
11,764
Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes
Will Elvis be in the building for the Wolves game on Friday? As described many times on here he does have his faults. I just feel that he could be our cult player in the making. The way he charges upfield after the ball, like a rhinoceros on heat, is a sight to behold. Sometime soon everything will connect together in one joyous, orgasmic moment - he, beating a defender for pace, collecting the ball without falling over, being ONSIDE, running on towards goal, trampling all over the keeper and finally ending up in the back of the net . . . with the ball as well. GOAL!!

Please let it happen soon. This Friday would be good. :D
 






father_and_son

father_and_son

Well-known member
Jan 23, 2012
4,646
Under the Police Box
el punal said:
Will Elvis be in the building for the Wolves game on Friday? As described many times on here he does have his faults. I just feel that he could be our cult player in the making. The way he charges upfield after the ball, like a rhinoceros on heat, is a sight to behold. Sometime soon everything will connect together in one joyous, orgasmic moment - he, beating a defender for pace, collecting the ball without falling over, being ONSIDE, running on towards goal, trampling all over the keeper and finally ending up in the back of the net . . . with the ball as well. GOAL!!

Please let it happen soon. This Friday would be good. :D
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I think there is so much potential for a good player-chant that this has to happen! The footballing gods demand it!
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
70,161
Really can't shake the feeling that Elvis is this millenium's Maheta Molango. Hope I'm wrong - but strongly suspect I'm not. Will he even BE a footballer five years down the line? Again, strongly suspect he won't.
 






Kosh

Kosh

'The' Yaztromo
Jul 14, 2003
5,217
Yaztromo's Tower; the borders of Darkwood Forest
el punal said:
Will Elvis be in the building for the Wolves game on Friday? As described many times on here he does have his faults. I just feel that he could be our cult player in the making. The way he charges upfield after the ball, like a rhinoceros on heat, is a sight to behold. Sometime soon everything will connect together in one joyous, orgasmic moment - he, beating a defender for pace, collecting the ball without falling over, being ONSIDE, running on towards goal, trampling all over the keeper and finally ending up in the back of the net . . . with the ball as well. GOAL!!

Please let it happen soon. This Friday would be good. :D
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Brilliant... The kind of post that makes NSC great!

He won't start though... Or will he?!?!

Play to win, I say play him... A true wild card, indeed.
 




Bwian

Bwian

Kiss my (_!_)
Jul 14, 2003
15,898
GingerBeerMan said:
Never seen a player with such poor positional awareness. Always offside when I've seen him play.
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Too often Caught in a trap.

Somebody was going to...
 


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