What does everyone else seem to be able to do that you can't?

Murray 17

Well-known member

Jul 6, 2003

2,159

• Dec 30, 2015

• #1

I've never been able to use a yoyo properly.

Also, can't tear cellotape with my teeth.

 

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster

Jul 5, 2003

72,015

• Dec 30, 2015

• #2

Wink with both eyes, I can only do the right eye

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,161

• Dec 30, 2015

• #3

- Drive a car
- Queue without stressing
- Vote Tory

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• Dec 30, 2015

• #4

Wrap gifts without making them look like an unmade bed.

Bring my wife to cl1max.

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,272

West, West, West Sussex

• Dec 30, 2015

• #5

Whistle. Just can't do it.

 

Bigtomfu

New member

Jul 25, 2003

4,416

Harrow

• Dec 30, 2015

• #6

Magic eye pictures.

Drove me f@*king nuts for about a month in 1993.

 

Titanic

Super Moderator

Helpful Moderator

Jul 5, 2003

39,069

West Sussex

• Dec 30, 2015

• #7

Maintain a sense of perspective about 3 points from the last 15?

 

Lush

Mods' Pet

Jul 5, 2003

13,409

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my hat.

• Dec 30, 2015

• #8

Roll my Rs

 

F

fleet

Well-known member

Jul 28, 2003

12,222

• Dec 30, 2015

• #9

It's going to end up with concentrate for the full duration of a football match and/or score goals - isn't it?

 

Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

59,523

The Fatherland

• Dec 30, 2015

• #10

Post nonsense on NSC

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

NSC Patron

Jul 14, 2013

21,538

Newhaven

• Dec 30, 2015

• #11

Post a YouTube video from my iPad to NSC, I can do it on Twitter.

Highlight words in posts on NSC.

Stay logged in for more than 5 minutes on NSC before I get logged out

 

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Raleigh Chopper

New member

Sep 1, 2011

12,054

Plymouth

• Dec 30, 2015

• #12

Prince Monolulu said:

Wrap gifts without making them look like an unmade bed.

Bring my wife to cl1max.

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So everyone else is able to bring your wife to a cl1max then.
Where do you live?

 

E

essbee

New member

Jan 5, 2005

3,656

• Dec 30, 2015

• #13

Herr Tubthumper said:

Post nonsense on NSC

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Hold on a second!!??

 

hart's shirt

Well-known member

Jul 8, 2003

10,174

Kitbag in Dubai

• Dec 30, 2015

• #14

Tickle me.

(Behave yourselves...)

 

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers

Jun 28, 2008

11,789

Brighton

• Dec 30, 2015

• #15

Cook.

 

StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil

Oct 30, 2010

9,775

BC, Canada

• Dec 30, 2015

• #16

Put shoes on whilst standing up.

 

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati

Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

Jul 23, 2003

34,131

Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Dec 30, 2015

• #17

Click my fingers.

 

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Shropshire Seagull

Well-known member

Nov 5, 2004

8,496

Telford

• Dec 30, 2015

• #18

Lose weight ? I might not be completely alone with this one .....

 

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Raleigh Chopper

New member

Sep 1, 2011

12,054

Plymouth

• Dec 30, 2015

• #19

Tolerate idiots.

 

mr sheen

Well-known member

Jan 17, 2008

1,552

• Dec 30, 2015

• #20

Guinness Boy said:

Click my fingers.

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No, I can't do that either.