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Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,190
Arundel
The falmer farm shop that campaigned hard against the stadium??

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They're Albion supporters and very helpful with the parking etc
 


Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"
NSC Patron
Jul 15, 2009
9,765
Haywards Heath
I started to wince when I got the thumbs up. :)

I haven't forgotten the kindness you showed when I was in hospital in February, offering to visit if you lived nearer mate. Me and my medical problems. NSC offers better advice than anywhere else on the internet.

The second one down looks like my girlfriend's clitoris. I LOVE licking it. :thumbsup:
 




Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
17,879
Indiana, USA
I haven't forgotten the kindness you showed when I was in hospital in February, offering to visit if you lived nearer mate. Me and my medical problems. NSC offers better advice than anywhere else on the internet.

The second one down looks like my girlfriend's clitoris. I LOVE licking it. :thumbsup:

Maybe you should change your sign on name to clit-licker.
 




phoenix

Well-known member
May 18, 2009
2,605
I put a suppository up my bum, it shot out like a bullet and nearly killed the cat ! :facepalm:
 




pearl

Well-known member
May 3, 2016
12,811
Behind My Eyes
If they ever got as bad as that I'd sit on a cactus.:sick:

well .... sitting on a cactus might not be such a bad idea.

I can't believe I'm posting this and I'm only doing so as it might be of help!

After several days of mild discomfort that I ignored I woke up with one of these vile spawn of the devil things. I got my arse down to Boots (haha) and armed with Anusol tried to kill it. Found Anusol too harsh so googled natural remedies, came across suggestions of Witch Hazel and Aloe Vera (that's where the cactus comes in).
Anyway I've been using Witch Hazel gel and Aloe Vera Gel (do not use creams), slowly things are getting back to normal.
So, don't ignore a little problem as it could bite you ....
After this admission I'm out of here for a bit :)
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,894
Worthing
I was recommended some suppositories once.

Might as well have shoved them up my arse for all the good they did me.
 


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