What do you call an underground train full of professors? A tube full of smarties :)
AmexRuislip Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️ Feb 2, 2014 33,886 Ruislip Dec 24, 2015 #1 What do you call an underground train full of professors? A tube full of smarties
Eggman Well-known member Jul 8, 2003 3,688 West Sussex Dec 24, 2015 #2 What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis
seagullwedgee Well-known member Aug 9, 2005 2,988 Dec 24, 2015 #3 Phil Collins and Adele are duetting on a BBC Christmas Special. How cheesy is that? I'm suffering Phil Adele Fear already.....
Phil Collins and Adele are duetting on a BBC Christmas Special. How cheesy is that? I'm suffering Phil Adele Fear already.....
P Pogue Mahone Well-known member Apr 30, 2011 10,752 Dec 24, 2015 #4 How does King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.
mickybha Well-known member Jan 2, 2010 515 Dec 24, 2015 #5 Whats bloody and wrapped in newspaper ? Abortion of chips
Stat Brother Well-known member NSC Patron Jul 11, 2003 73,870 West west west Sussex Dec 24, 2015 #6 /\ At least I now don't have to point out this is not a cracker joke. Relive the your adolescent school days by writing CALCULATOR across your wife's boobies.
/\ At least I now don't have to point out this is not a cracker joke. Relive the your adolescent school days by writing CALCULATOR across your wife's boobies.