[Misc] Crappy cracker joke thread 2015

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Dec 24, 2015

• #1

What do you call an underground train full of professors?



A tube full of smarties

 

Eggman

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Jul 8, 2003

3,688

West Sussex

• Dec 24, 2015

• #2

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?


Tinsilitis

 

seagullwedgee

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Aug 9, 2005

2,983

• Dec 24, 2015

• #3

Phil Collins and Adele are duetting on a BBC Christmas Special.

How cheesy is that? I'm suffering Phil Adele Fear already.....

 

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Pogue Mahone

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Apr 30, 2011

10,733

• Dec 24, 2015

• #4

How does King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

 

mickybha

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Jan 2, 2010

515

• Dec 24, 2015

• #5

Whats bloody and wrapped in newspaper ?



Abortion of chips

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

73,667

West west west Sussex

• Dec 24, 2015

• #6

/\ At least I now don't have to point out this is not a cracker joke.

Relive the your adolescent school days by writing CALCULATOR across your wife's boobies.