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Gatwick Airport Security



Sussex Nomad

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Aug 26, 2010
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Scuse my bad grammar and spelling, I have been to a chrimbo do, but... it was in London, Rubens Hotel to be exact, and it was great. But I take the Gatwick Express, first class cos no-one looks at me cheap tic and the working class smelt of McD's.. So anyway the chick is picking me up at Gatwick and being a girl has no idea where arrivals is. So after many arguments and f*ck offs I tell her I'll do a taxi. So I walk around the airport not having a clue about my life and find a door. I walk through it, and down a few stairs and end up in the promised drop a bomb land. I look about and no-one, absolutely no-one. I was like 'what the f*ck'? And I high tailed out before I got caught. But seriously? I asked for security after I had been there, found a couple of helpless people and finally found security, like 40 yards away from me. I shouted at them but they totally ignored me, they were in the customs area I think. After about 5 times of shouting and getting no response I gave up, I had finally got the girlie to understand where to pick me up. I couldn't believe the shit security I had seen. That was all. Have a good day x
 


W.C.

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Oct 31, 2011
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Scuse my bad grammar and spelling, I have been to a chrimbo do, but... it was in London, Rubens Hotel to be exact, and it was great. But I take the Gatwick Express, first class cos no-one looks at me cheap tic and the working class smelt of McD's.. So anyway the chick is picking me up at Gatwick and being a girl has no idea where arrivals is. So after many arguments and f*ck offs I tell her I'll do a taxi. So I walk around the airport not having a clue about my life and find a door. I walk through it, and down a few stairs and end up in the promised drop a bomb land. I look about and no-one, absolutely no-one. I was like 'what the f*ck'? And I high tailed out before I got caught. But seriously? I asked for security after I had been there, found a couple of helpless people and finally found security, like 40 yards away from me. I shouted at them but they totally ignored me, they were in the customs area I think. After about 5 times of shouting and getting no response I gave up, I had finally got the girlie to understand where to pick me up. I couldn't believe the shit security I had seen. That was all. Have a good day x

You know what, so am I.
 


Herr Tubthumper

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NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
59,198
The Fatherland
That's one minute of my life I'll never get back
 




NooBHA

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Jan 13, 2015
8,584
In all of that message I noticed that the girlfriend is known as ''the chick'' I am guessing she was picking you up because your goanna eat her for Sunday lunch ?????

I'm surprised she's your girlfriend at all with that terminology
 














Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
30,521
I am absolutely outraged on your behalf.
 










Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,508
East Wales
Scuse my bad grammar and spelling, I have been to a chrimbo do, but... it was in London, Rubens Hotel to be exact, and it was great. But I take the Gatwick Express, first class cos no-one looks at me cheap tic and the working class smelt of McD's.. So anyway the chick is picking me up at Gatwick and being a girl has no idea where arrivals is. So after many arguments and f*ck offs I tell her I'll do a taxi. So I walk around the airport not having a clue about my life and find a door. I walk through it, and down a few stairs and end up in the promised drop a bomb land. I look about and no-one, absolutely no-one. I was like 'what the f*ck'? And I high tailed out before I got caught. But seriously? I asked for security after I had been there, found a couple of helpless people and finally found security, like 40 yards away from me. I shouted at them but they totally ignored me, they were in the customs area I think. After about 5 times of shouting and getting no response I gave up, I had finally got the girlie to understand where to pick me up. I couldn't believe the shit security I had seen. That was all. Have a good day x
Don't worry GCHQ will be looking in to it by now after all the flags you've left in this post!

:lolol:
 








Hampster Gull

New member
Dec 22, 2010
13,462
I was wrecked after one night out and woke up next day past the security area in Heathrow and where the plane departures are. Bit awkward getting out
 


Sussex Nomad

Well-known member
Aug 26, 2010
18,185
EP
I was wrecked after one night out and woke up next day past the security area in Heathrow and where the plane departures are. Bit awkward getting out

I've got it now, you can only get past security when totally w@nkered. Canny guys them MI5 lot.
 





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