Can we loose please, I'm getting cold!

Official Old Man · Dec 2, 2015

First game of the season was, luckily, in the evening. T shirt, jumper and jeans but I forgot my scarf. It's now December and I want to wear a coat, scarf & hat but quite obviously until a defeat that is out of the question. Even worse, all the seats to my right and in front are empty most games and the wind blows around the East Upper. I feel a group hug is in order please.

papajaff · Dec 2, 2015

I'd go for the hat, scarf, gloves, coat, thermals, the lot this Saturday. It's your best chance before some tough games.

We ain't gonna lose against Charlton! And if by some miracle we do, you can kick me up the arse in a father Ted style.

LlcoolJ · Dec 2, 2015

Jim D · Dec 2, 2015

Be careful what you wish for......

GT49er · Dec 2, 2015

Can we loose please, I'm getting cold!
Freeze!

Munkfish · Dec 2, 2015

Stop being so selfish, its 90 mins just learn to be cold.

Shropshire Seagull · Dec 2, 2015

Superstitions?

That'll learn yer!

pishhead · Dec 2, 2015

I never cut my hair until we lose our first game of the season. Normally this isn't an issue. However I think I have a family of sparrows living there at the moment!

Vegas Seagull · Dec 2, 2015

Still mild and windy on Sat, nowt to worry about.
In fact if we go 2 up for the first time in 30 odd games we should all go skins

Triggaaar · Dec 2, 2015

Vegas Seagull said:
In fact if we go 2 up for the first time in 30 odd games we should all go skins

We were 2 up against Bolton.

Thunder Bolt · Dec 2, 2015

Triggaaar said:
We were 2 up against Bolton.

And Ipswich

TSB · Dec 2, 2015

Thunder Bolt said:
And Ipswich

And Franchise.

withdean62 · Dec 2, 2015

let him freeze,and the albion keep winning!!
sorry fella

sully · Dec 2, 2015

A friend of mine who's a Crawley supporter had this issue a few years back when they were still unbeaten (only at home) into December. He'd made the mistake of wearing SHORTS to the first game.

He's not one to admit being cold, and tried to make out he was plenty warm enough in the shorts - until it snowed, and they lost.

Official Old Man · Dec 2, 2015

withdean62 said:
let him freeze,and the albion keep winning!!
sorry fella

Bring it on. Happy to freeze as long as we go unbeaten. May try and sneak a wee dram in for Saturday.

SIMMO SAYS · Dec 2, 2015

I remember the good times said:
First game of the season was, luckily, in the evening. T shirt, jumper and jeans but I forgot my scarf. It's now December and I want to wear a coat, scarf & hat but quite obviously until a defeat that is out of the question. Even worse, all the seats to my right and in front are empty most games and the wind blows around the East Upper. I feel a group hug is in order please.

I have an Albion Winter Coat MK 2 version you are welcome to use - no charge to anyone in East Upper :thumbsup:

It comes with some fecking great heavy duty padlocks/chains ( see Mr. J. Marley former partner of Scrooge)

You can of course get in touch with Ernest to hire the original MK1

The Antikythera Mechanism · Dec 2, 2015

There's a guy who sits a couple of rows in front of us in ESU who is still wearing t shirt, shorts and trainer socks. He did have on a light jacket for the Birmingham game, though. It's not as if he's a fat **** either

Stato · Dec 2, 2015

I remember the good times said:
First game of the season was, luckily, in the evening. T shirt, jumper and jeans but I forgot my scarf. It's now December and I want to wear a coat, scarf & hat but quite obviously until a defeat that is out of the question. Even worse, all the seats to my right and in front are empty most games and the wind blows around the East Upper. I feel a group hug is in order please.

You think you've got it tough. I haven't had a pie since last May*.

*Except for all those ones I eat outside of football.

Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews · Dec 2, 2015

LlcoolJ said:
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I've only ever mastered one impersonation, and hardly anyone knows who it is, it's the ref that rumbled em then exclaimed "..those are fake arms!!" Im hoping to make Britains Got Talent.

el punal · Dec 2, 2015

I remember the good times said:
First game of the season was, luckily, in the evening. T shirt, jumper and jeans but I forgot my scarf. It's now December and I want to wear a coat, scarf & hat but quite obviously until a defeat that is out of the question. Even worse, all the seats to my right and in front are empty most games and the wind blows around the East Upper. I feel a group hug is in order please.

I understand your feelings! For that Forest game my attire was replica shirt, baggy shorts and deck shoes. I continued wearing said garb until the Bristol City game when commonsense prevailed and I went into winter mode. Luckily the change had no effect on the team's fortunes. Phew!

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