Classic Darwin award candidate?

Norman Potting

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Nov 5, 2006

13,971

Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• Dec 2, 2015

• #1

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...term=140908&subid=9883596&CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2

 

ditchy

a man with a sound track record as a source of qua

Jul 8, 2003

5,209

brighton

• Dec 2, 2015

• #2

Norman Potting said:

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...term=140908&subid=9883596&CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2

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What gets me about that is the fact that he gets another 14 days jail for not turning up at court . Why the F*** was he not on remand if he was caught in the first place !!

 

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Shropshire Seagull

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Nov 5, 2004

8,502

Telford

• Dec 2, 2015

• #3

I thought a Darwin award could only be given posthumously?

i.e. you own stupidity must kill you - this fella survived ....

 

Tony Towner's Fridge

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Aug 22, 2003

5,384

GLASGOW,SCOTLAND,UK

• Dec 2, 2015

• #4

Why ban him from driving for three years and put him in jail for four years? Does the ban extend to Grand theft Auto for the Playstation? Is the judiciary that f in stupid? He should have two years hard labour on a farm in the outer Hebrides learning the art of Scottish Crofting. Then ban him from driving for ten years and if he repeat offends he becomes the toilet cleaner , free toothbrush provided, at Selhurst.

That'll teach the little f****r!

TNBA

TTF

 

Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland

Jul 7, 2003

18,870

Worthing

• Dec 2, 2015

• #5

Shropshire Seagull said:

I thought a Darwin award could only be given posthumously?

i.e. you own stupidity must kill you - this fella survived ....

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The Darwin Awards are for those who via their own stupidity have removed themselves from the gene pool.... it usually involves death, but can also include losing the ability to reproduce.

So, this isn't a candidate in either sense.

Just a very silly boy.

 

Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007

19,238

• Dec 2, 2015

• #6

These people always have the same glazed, dumb expression on their face. I see pictures of them and think "yep, there's nothing else that face could do except steal and crash cars".