Snog for James Wislon

Moshe Gariani

Well-known member

Mar 10, 2005

12,071

• Nov 26, 2015

• #1

Posh Spice is a naturalist
She greatly admires bison
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of James Wilson

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• Nov 26, 2015

• #2

 

SteveTheSeagull

I AM A CRIPPLED ALICE FAN

Feb 14, 2015

458

• Nov 26, 2015

• #3

Can we move away from the Posh Spice song? Her and Beckham are hasbins.

 

LamieRobertson

Not awoke

Feb 3, 2008

46,675

SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Nov 26, 2015

• #4

Moshe Gariani said:

Posh Spice is a naturalist
She greatly admires bison
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of James Wilson

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Lacks any rhymes

 

Medwayseagull

JCB

Sep 23, 2011

4,322

North North East from the AMEX

• Nov 26, 2015

• #5

Not sure he is up for you kissing him yet !

 

Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews

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Mar 19, 2007

7,060

The Graveyard & The Ballroom

• Nov 26, 2015

• #6

It knocks "wheel loose" into a cocked hat!

 

StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil

Oct 30, 2010

9,775

BC, Canada

• Nov 26, 2015

• #7

Couldn't we all just simulateously scream WWIIILLLLLSSUUUUUUNNNNNNNN...

...Everytime he gets the ball?

 

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.

Oct 14, 2009

12,982

Sheffield

• Nov 26, 2015

• #8

I'm very pleased with the signing but that's going a bit far.

 

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ChazzyBHA

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Dec 27, 2011

331

• Nov 26, 2015

• #9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczGAmOV8gs

"James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could of stayed at Man U, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we win the league, we will sing this song all night!"

 

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Postman Pat

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Jul 24, 2007

6,971

Coldean

• Nov 26, 2015

• #10

More than van gaal, more than van gaal.
We love James Wilson, much more than van gaal.

 

pornomagboy

wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when

May 16, 2006

6,015

peacehaven

• Nov 26, 2015

• #11

Didn't quote

 

pornomagboy

wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when

May 16, 2006

6,015

peacehaven

• Nov 26, 2015

• #12

ChazzyBHA said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczGAmOV8gs

"James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could of stayed at Man U, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we win the league, we will sing this song all night!"

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I like this

 

Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!

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Apr 30, 2013

13,783

Herts

• Nov 26, 2015

• #13

Posh Spice is a slapper
she loves a bit of biltong
but when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of eating Wilson

 

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Seagull kimchi

New member

Oct 8, 2010

4,007

Korea and India

• Nov 27, 2015

• #14

StonehamPark said:

Couldn't we all just simulateously scream WWIIILLLLLSSUUUUUUNNNNNNNN...

...Everytime he gets the ball?

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Will this be us after he bangs in 20 goals by March and gets recalled when Rooney stubs his toe?

 

Frutos

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May 3, 2006

35,549

Northumberland

• Nov 27, 2015

• #15

I would.

 

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cowburn86

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Sep 30, 2011

115

Berlin

• Nov 27, 2015

• #16

ChazzyBHA said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczGAmOV8gs

"James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could of stayed at Man U, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we win the league, we will sing this song all night!"

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This is very close to perfect, can i suggest a couple of tiny tweaks to make it fit slightly better?

James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could have stayed at United, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we win the Championship, we'll sing this song all night!

 

TWOCHOICEStom

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Sep 22, 2007

10,565

Brighton

• Nov 27, 2015

• #17

StonehamPark said:

Couldn't we all just simulateously scream WWIIILLLLLSSUUUUUUNNNNNNNN...

...Everytime he gets the ball?

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This would be magical.

 

dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013

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Burgess Hill

• Nov 27, 2015

• #18

StonehamPark said:

Couldn't we all just simulateously scream WWIIILLLLLSSUUUUUUNNNNNNNN...

...Everytime he gets the ball?

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This........

 

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knocky1

Well-known member

Jan 20, 2010

12,964

• Nov 27, 2015

• #19

StonehamPark said:

Couldn't we all just simulateously scream WWIIILLLLLSSUUUUUUNNNNNNNN...

...Everytime he gets the ball?

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Very good. Shouldn't we sign the next line at 48 seconds when he does something inspirational on the pitch?

 

dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013

52,399

Burgess Hill

• Nov 27, 2015

• #20

cowburn86 said:

This is very close to perfect, can i suggest a couple of tiny tweaks to make it fit slightly better?

James Wilson is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could have stayed at United, but he said no f**k that,
he scores goals with his left foot, he scores goals with his right,
and when we win the Championship, we'll sing this song all night!

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Needs to be 'ManU' not 'United' - too many syllables.
and 'and when we get promoted' ?