Who says the Germans don't have a sense of humour?

Tony Towner's Fridge

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• Nov 19, 2015

• #1

Found this scene at Europa Park, Rust Germany yesterday. They have closed the park ready for the Christmas Celebrations and had not quite organised this lass and the associated lads into their final 'child friendly' tableau position.




The Snowman looked eager!



TNBA

TTF

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Nov 19, 2015

• #2

Love the expressions on all of their faces.

 

JC Footy Genius

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• Nov 19, 2015

• #3

Raises the age old question many ask at Christmas is it better to give or receive

 

8ace

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• Nov 19, 2015

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Mattywerewolf

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Saff of the River

• Nov 19, 2015

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Drive past there daily and that sheep regularly backs into the gorilla....

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Nestling in green nowhere

• Nov 19, 2015

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...it's time for the German knock knock joke...


Knock knock....

 

AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit

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Here

• Nov 19, 2015

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

...it's time for the German knock knock joke...


Klopf klopf....

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Wer ist da?

 

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm

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Playing snooker

• Nov 19, 2015

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

...it's time for the German knock knock joke...


Knock knock....

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"Snell! Abandon ze match!" ?

 

Baldseagull

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Crawley

• Nov 19, 2015

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JC Footy Genius said:

Raises the age old question many ask at Christmas is it better to give or receive

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Better to give than to receive, unless you're talking blow jobs.

 

Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland

• Nov 19, 2015

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Bevendean Hillbilly said:

...it's time for the German knock knock joke...


Knock knock....

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I have removed all my German friends from my mobile. It's now Hans free.

 

alfredmizen

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• Nov 19, 2015

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Herr Tubthumper said:

I have removed all my German friends from my mobile. It's now Hans free.

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I love crap, cheesy jokes like that

 

alfredmizen

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• Nov 19, 2015

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im sure that's in hove ?

 

8ace

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Brighton

• Nov 19, 2015

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alfredmizen said:

im sure that's in hove ?

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Yeah, The Drive.

 

swindonseagull

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Swindon, but used to be Manila

• Nov 19, 2015

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Herr Tubthumper said:

I have removed all my German friends from my mobile. It's now Hans free.

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What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
"Look, mum, no Hans!"

 

Norman Potting

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Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• Nov 19, 2015

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..For those of you old enough to remember the "Goon Show" (I hasten to add I have only heard them on CD) the correct answer is, of course, ".....just about everyone".

 

studio150

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On the Border

• Nov 19, 2015

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Look don't mention the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it, alright.....

 

Herr Tubthumper

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• Nov 19, 2015

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alfredmizen said:

I love crap, cheesy jokes like that

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Same here. My favourite joke ever is "Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, how do you drive these things?"

 

Herr Tubthumper

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• Nov 19, 2015

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alfredmizen said:

I love crap, cheesy jokes like that

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There was an English cat called One-two-three, and a French cat called Un-deux-trois. They entered a swimming race. The English cat won because the Un-deux-trois cat sank.

 

happypig

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Eastbourne

• Nov 19, 2015

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What do you give a pig with sunburn ?

Oinkment

 

Herr Tubthumper

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• Nov 19, 2015

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I got an electric organ for my birthday, but it only plays Wagner. I think that it's a Nazi synthesiser.