Documentary following a private security firm in Darlington. Some comedy genius, hats off to whoever found this lot. An ex boxer running security firm Sparta with 2 big titted blondes.

'You call tell a lot about a man by his shoes'

Where did you get yours?

Er....Clarkes

'If you want ice cream, you go to Ben and Jerry's, you want security you come to Sparta'

Episode 1 on iplayer still