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[Football] Best ever football insults.





smudge

Up the Albion!
Jul 8, 2003
7,360
On the ocean wave
I don't think you can ever beat Fergies HT team talk at WHL when Man U were 3 down v Spurs.
"Lads, it's Tottenham!"
3-5 at full time.
 


Dougie

Well-known member
Jan 11, 2012
5,694
" five nill and you can't **** off "
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
"You're not Special any more" is a good recent one
 














wellquickwoody

Many More Voting Years
NSC Patreon
Aug 10, 2007
13,584
Melbourne
You stupid bxxtards, you burned your own town!

You should have burned more etc etc.

On another note, hearing a group of Scousers giving it the 'town full of pooftahs' at The Amex, I responded with a 'You're too ugly etc', give 'em their due, they fell about laughing and thought it was brilliant!
 








dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Mar 27, 2013
52,006
Burgess Hill
Loved the 'we're Brighton and Hove Albion, we still play in Blue' against Cardiff last year. Massive applause from the Taffs.
 


martin tyler

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2013
5,826
Remember Dave Jones quotes on Carlton Palmer.
"He covers every blade of grass but only because he first touch is so crap"
 






Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Remember Dave Jones quotes on Carlton Palmer.
"He covers every blade of grass but only because he first touch is so crap"

Brilliant, haven't heard that before. We had a striker we could have said that about too.
 


Jan 30, 2008
31,981
You stupid bxxtards, you burned your own town!

You should have burned more etc etc.

On another note, hearing a group of Scousers giving it the 'town full of pooftahs' at The Amex, I responded with a 'You're too ugly etc', give 'em their due, they fell about laughing and thought it was brilliant!
yeah, I just cracked rib reading it :facepalm:
regards
DR
 










TonyW

New member
Feb 11, 2004
2,525
I seem to remember Leeds responding to (I think Sunderland's)" going down, going down, going down" with "so are we, so are we, so are we".
 



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