Jim Van Winkle
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I had a female colleague ask me Friday "what time 16.15 is?"
I was flabbergasted. SMH
I was flabbergasted. SMH
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What the dumbest thought and/or comment to come out of a colleague's mouth?
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TomandJerry
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- Oct 1, 2013
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"Have you got a skirting board ladder I can borrow?"
Jim Van Winkle
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[MENTION=4048]jonny.rainbow[/MENTION] - I just remembered your anecdote about the kiddy asking for ice making solution.
Surrey_Albion
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my old boss retold the story of how he went cycling in the summer and how ,with the help of it being warm said"my shorts were loose and I sat on one of my bollocking have you ever done that it f***** kills?" one of my colleagues piped up "no that's never happened to me" they were COMPLETELY genuinely serious..........and a blonde girl!
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
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Someone at work calling me a colleague
Taybha
Whalewhine
I cant find a Ice Road Trucker thread so I shall dump this little gem here , during a well earned 10 minute tea break at work in the week I happened to catch a few minutes of ice road truckers in which the young driver somehow managed to find his way across the frozen lakes in a blizzard to the delight of the townsfolk waiting at his destination , they all seemed elated to see his truck pull in and I imagined the load would be food , medicine , ect , the camera zoomed in to the back of the truck it started to raise and out from the huge flap poured !!! SNOW ......wtf , must have been Canadians.
surrey jim
Not in Surrey
"Have you got a skirting board ladder I can borrow?"
Was that for the tartan painting they were doing?
Bdm (or rep) at work has been renamed Joey Essex for various reasons and the list grows every few weeks. Highlights so far are.....
A male chicken is a turkey....
What's an acorn? Is it a nut? Can I eat one?
A bull is a bull, a male cow is different.
An orthodontist is someone who makes kids orphans....
A male chicken is a turkey....
What's an acorn? Is it a nut? Can I eat one?
A bull is a bull, a male cow is different.
An orthodontist is someone who makes kids orphans....
pastafarian
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working as a waiter many moons ago at a wedding reception,
it was a very odd occasion as the brides mother had died during the church service,for whatever reason they decided to carry on with the reception(it was paid for) and it was simply awful as everyone was crying with every speech and every mouthful of food.
one of my waitress colleagues for reasons only known to her went up to the bride during the meal and said dont worry we do funerals as well.........
it was a very odd occasion as the brides mother had died during the church service,for whatever reason they decided to carry on with the reception(it was paid for) and it was simply awful as everyone was crying with every speech and every mouthful of food.
one of my waitress colleagues for reasons only known to her went up to the bride during the meal and said dont worry we do funerals as well.........
el punal
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I'm a Crystal Palace fan.
TomandJerry
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Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Probably ! They then came back asking for a glass hammer
And some sparks for the grinder.
Return of the Rev
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I know two people from my old work had a dispute over dinosaurs(ended up fighting in car park with screw drivers)(yep in croydon)
(yep in croydon)
Super Steve Earle
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Colleagues who say 'just a tadge'. It's a tad goddammit!
Saladpack Seagull
Just Shut Up and Paddle
Describing his LATEST traffic accident my colleague confessed to having music on his earphones and a small spyhole in an otherwise iced-up windscreen. He said "I couldn't hear anything, I couldn't see anything, but I thought I'd go anyway. That's when the taxi hit me." God help us.............
beorhthelm
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