Ok so he may never have existed and if he did he probably died about 1900 years ago but could he still do a job at left back for the Albion?
Although he hasn't kicked a ball in anger in over 190 decades his credentials as a merry old soul are undisputed as are his leadership and communication skills.
Surely anyone who can not only call for his pipe and his bowl but also his fiddlers three should be considered a better option than Chicksen, Calde or indeed losing our shape by playing a Premier League left back at left back.
You don't lose the ability to have fathered Saint Helena overnight (or even in the best part of two thousand years) and let's not forget that he may well have battled at a much higher level than the Championship when he (possibly) controlled large areas of the country either before, during or after the Roman occupation.
Coupled with the fact that he never shagged a hairdresser while being married to Cheryl Coel I think we should give him a go. As long as wages aren't an issue obviously.
Although he hasn't kicked a ball in anger in over 190 decades his credentials as a merry old soul are undisputed as are his leadership and communication skills.
Surely anyone who can not only call for his pipe and his bowl but also his fiddlers three should be considered a better option than Chicksen, Calde or indeed losing our shape by playing a Premier League left back at left back.
You don't lose the ability to have fathered Saint Helena overnight (or even in the best part of two thousand years) and let's not forget that he may well have battled at a much higher level than the Championship when he (possibly) controlled large areas of the country either before, during or after the Roman occupation.
Coupled with the fact that he never shagged a hairdresser while being married to Cheryl Coel I think we should give him a go. As long as wages aren't an issue obviously.
