Baldock due a hat full

Couldn't Be Hyypia

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• Oct 24, 2015

• #1

Playing well. Shots on target every game. Worldy saves. Someone will pay.

(Bloody auto correct. Obviously haddock is Baldock!!)

 

8ace

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• Oct 24, 2015

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Please edit the title before this thread is ruined by poxy f*cking fish puns

 

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gjh1971

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Cod get a couple of goals today, if he's in the right plaice

 

Surf's Up

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• Oct 24, 2015

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Eel do well to keep his plaice if his fishing for goals doesn't end up in the net soon.

 

super-seagulls

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• Oct 24, 2015

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Stop carping on about it.He'll get the batter of their kipper today!

 

fruitnveg

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• Oct 24, 2015

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8ace said:

Please edit the title before this thread is ruined by poxy f*cking fish puns

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This isn't the plaice for that kind of talk.

 

Dick Swiveller

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This is Orcaward. This thread has no porpoise. Surely this scampi happening again? We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns You are all just krilling it now. We should just have an ofishal pun thread and be done with it.

 

Moshe Gariani

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Unfortunate spelling mishake.

 

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Poyningsgull

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What a load of old Pollocks this thread is.

 

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The Birdman

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I think Eel have an electrifying game soon going Plaice a bet on the tope.

 

dazzer6666

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• Oct 24, 2015

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I had a bream last night, he got a hat trick. Everyone in the North Stand did the Conger.

 

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Gluteus Maximus

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• Oct 24, 2015

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He won't hit the net until he grows a Rudi Voller Mullet.

 

dazzer6666

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Everyone wants to knock us off our Perch, we need to enjoy Dace like today. The Amex - let's fillet to the brim stick a few in the net.

 

Hugo Rune

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Look, Baldock is getting in the right plaices. I've a good feeling that if he receives the ball in the 6-yard box today, he'll stickleback of the net.

 

Thunder Bolt

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• Oct 24, 2015

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Hugo Rune said:

Look, Baldock is getting in the right plaices. I've a good feeling that if he receives the ball in the 6-yard box today, he'll stickleback of the net.

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Especially if he can mussel his way past defenders.

 

Skaville

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• Oct 24, 2015

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Oh goodnes, will everyone stop clown(fish)ing around and get back on topic. Yes, Baldock will start scoring some goals and could become a cod at this club. Maybe he could even match Bobby Clamora's shoal scoring exploits.

 

Eggman

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• Oct 24, 2015

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He will notch a few if he keeps on leaping like a salmon at those crosses.

 

Herr Tubthumper

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albionite

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I hake fish pun threads

 

driller

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• Oct 24, 2015

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As long as he stops langoustine ing about and pouts some effort in.