I've just watched the Match of the Day highlights of the Everton v Man U game and was immediately struck during the ensuing post match interviews by the size of Gareth Barry's face. It never occurred to me when he was poached by John Gregory's Aston Villa as a fresh faced, finely chiseled seventeen year old that his facial proportions would continue to develop to such an extent that he would be giving Sam Allardyce a run for his money in the Largest Face in Football stakes. I shall be watching how things develop with interest.