Which was the better?
Taking out an ex-German international footballer or taking out a Japanese child?
German
Japanese
Taking out an ex-German international footballer or taking out a Japanese child?
German
Japanese
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[Other Sport] Best Boris Johnson take out
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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I think the german one will ALWAYS be the best thing EVER in ANYTHING.....but the new one is fantastic 
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The German football one by a country mile.
maltaseagull
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German.
I think the Japanese kid took him out with a fine tackle
I think the Japanese kid took him out with a fine tackle
gregbrighton
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FFS Bozo could have squished and killed that poor kid, the big fat clumsy oaf.
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I think people are overlooking the sheer brutality of dropping the shoulder into a young child whilst playing TOUCH rugby.
Stumpy Tim
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The German tackle wouldn't have looked out of place in the second clip. And the fact that the victim was both German and HURT makes it the best
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Indeed.
Boris Johnson knocking over a child in London park would be funny.
Boris Johnson knocking over a child in Japan is funnier.
Boris Johnson knocking over a child in Japan playing a low contact sport is BRILLIANT.
Boris Johnson knocking over a child in Japan playing a low contact sport with, what appears to be be a DELIBERATE shoulder charge is just MAGNIFICENT.
Vegas Seagull
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Good old Boris, still fighting WW2.
Not to forget this one:
It's got to be the child for me. See the child putting their hands up to try and touch Boris? They're clearly trying to tackle him, as is pretty much the point of the game. Then watch as Boris doesn't give a damn and simply wipes the kid out. AMAZING. God do I feel bad for the kid though.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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If you find rugby tackling germans and SMASHING over Japenese kids "tiriesome and boring" I'd LOVE to come out on what you'd classify as a "fun evening".
Must be WILD.
What an odd thing to say. So because I don't find a fat, posh politician inappropriately acting out his prep school days remotely funny, that somehow diminishes my opinion of what constitutes a fun evening?
I like going to pubs or playing 5 a side football on my evenings, personally. But you can prefer spending your evening getting stitch from laughing hard at a floppy haired public school old boy clattering into a Japanese school kid if you like. Your choice. I'm sure that makes you a LOT more interesting to be around.
Frampler
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I would love to play rugby against Boris. The fact that he fancies himself as a prop forward would provide ample opportunity to rearrange his spine.