I TRIPPED over a BIKE last night

Ernest · Oct 13, 2015

I was SKIPPING gaily down Sackville Road last night when I TRIPPED over a BIKE someone had LOCKED up outside their house. I did GIVE the wheel a bit of a KICKING in ANNOYANCE but should I call the POLICE and report it because of the INJURIES I received.

I had a SLIGHT chafing to my inner THIGH and I HURT my FOOT when I BOOTED his bike.

Is it worth calling the Old Bill ?

Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ · Oct 13, 2015

Unless you need a crime number for your health insurance it's probably best just to move on Enrest, in spite of the pain.

Harry Wilson's tackle · Oct 13, 2015

Not one of your best..... I was expecting a tale of a misshap at a dogging session....

The Andy Naylor Fan Club · Oct 13, 2015

Were you walking your CAT

Leyton Gull · Oct 13, 2015

Ernest said:
I was SKIPPING gaily down Sackville Road last night when I TRIPPED over a BIKE someone had LOCKED up outside their house. I did GIVE the wheel a bit of a KICKING in ANNOYANCE but should I call the POLICE and report it because of the INJURIES I received.

I had a SLIGHT chafing to my inner THIGH and I HURT my FOOT when I BOOTED his bike.

Is it worth calling the Old Bill ?

The bike was clearly left by the negligent owner in a dangerous place causing a trap. I would sue them for compensation for your serious injuries. is there any way you could trace the owner?

dazzer6666 · Oct 13, 2015

Leyton Gull said:
The bile was clearly left by the negligent owner in a dangerous place causing a trap. I would sue them for compensation for your serious injuries. is there any way you could trace the owner?

A post from Enrest, and you mention BILE ?

Kellie · Oct 13, 2015

Ernest said:
I was SKIPPING gaily down Sackville Road last night when I TRIPPED over a BIKE someone had LOCKED up outside their house. I did GIVE the wheel a bit of a KICKING in ANNOYANCE but should I call the POLICE and report it because of the INJURIES I received.

I had a SLIGHT chafing to my inner THIGH and I HURT my FOOT when I BOOTED his bike.

Is it worth calling the Old Bill ?

What's with all this skipping lark? You said you were too ill last night to come round and service my flue.

Kellie · Oct 13, 2015

Harry Wilson's tackle said:
Not one of your best..... I was expecting a tale of a misshap at a dogging session....

And you can bloody shut up and all.

AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit · Oct 13, 2015

You could always find a dead limb from a near by tree and sue the property owner for the limb hitting you while "skipping along."

fat old seagull · Oct 13, 2015

I assume you were wearing a pedestrian head cam, thank God for that invention ! Definitely a must for anyone walking on pavements or footpaths or in fact anywhere where there are cyclists...in fact that's everywhere then! :shrug:

Wrong-Direction · Oct 13, 2015

KT17 · Oct 13, 2015

Ah ENREST you have unclothed yourself!

Peveneseagull, here's a false witness!

Honky Tonx · Oct 13, 2015

Skipping Gayly up a street in Brighton? Well I never

perseus · Oct 13, 2015

Ernest said:
I was SKIPPING gaily down Sackville Road last night when I TRIPPED over a BIKE someone had LOCKED up outside their house. I did GIVE the wheel a bit of a KICKING in ANNOYANCE but should I call the POLICE and report it because of the INJURIES I received.

I had a SLIGHT chafing to my inner THIGH and I HURT my FOOT when I BOOTED his bike.

Is it worth calling the Old Bill ?

What a whopper! Don't go angling, you'd catch a supermarket trolley!

perseus · Oct 13, 2015

Seriously though it skews the stats,.

I went to a cycling forum and they gave us the official stats for bike accidents causing injury or damage which were about 68% caused by motorists and 10% by cyclist error.

So I did my own survey and it matched, but only if I excluded third party accidents with stationary bikes which came out as a whopping 14%. And 10% of those were indoors. And that was without 3% caused by vandalism of stationary bikes.

Easy 10 · Oct 14, 2015

perseus said:
Seriously though it skews the stats,.

I went to a cycling forum and they gave us the official stats for bike accidents causing injury or damage which were about 68% caused by motorists and 10% by cyclist error.

So I did my own survey and it matched, but only if I excluded third party accidents with stationary bikes which came out as a whopping 14%. And 10% of those were indoors. And that was without 3% caused by vandalism of stationary bikes.

You did your own SURVEY ? :lolol:

How did you conduct this survey ? Clipboard in a shopping centre ?

Deleted User X18H · Oct 14, 2015

Honky Tonx said:
Skipping Gayly up a street in Brighton? Well I never

Sackfield Road is and always will be in Hove

I sore Ernest, in his delicate red trainers in Billy Hill the other day.

Ernest · Oct 15, 2015

hove born&bred said:
Sackfield Road is and always will be in Hove

I sore Ernest, in his delicate red trainers in Billy Hill the other day.

I don't think you EXIST as a NORMAL person would come and say HELLO not rush off and post on NSC

perseus · Oct 15, 2015

Easy 10 said:
You did your own SURVEY ?
How did you conduct this survey ? Clipboard in a shopping centre ?

By general Internet Smart Groups forum.

Danny-Boy · Oct 15, 2015

Honky Tonx said:
Skipping Gayly up a street in Brighton? Well I never

Queen Street was it?

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