Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I was SKIPPING gaily down Sackville Road last night when I TRIPPED over a BIKE someone had LOCKED up outside their house. I did GIVE the wheel a bit of a KICKING in ANNOYANCE but should I call the POLICE and report it because of the INJURIES I received.
I had a SLIGHT chafing to my inner THIGH and I HURT my FOOT when I BOOTED his bike.
Is it worth calling the Old Bill ?
I had a SLIGHT chafing to my inner THIGH and I HURT my FOOT when I BOOTED his bike.
Is it worth calling the Old Bill ?