The wrong trousers

revthekev

New member

Nov 1, 2012

3

Eastbourne

• Oct 11, 2015

• #1

Just woken up and tried putting on my trousers only to realise that they're horribly stained and not mine.
Now I can hear noises from downstairs.
I can't get to the phone, what should I do?

 

Hillian1

( . ) ( . )

Jul 15, 2010

15,364

Struggling for breath at the top of the stairs

• Oct 11, 2015

• #2

Does your bumhole look like a ripped out fireplace?

If yes, call the police

 

Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant

Feb 16, 2009

18,855

• Oct 11, 2015

• #3

 

Paul Reids Sock

Well-known member

Nov 3, 2004

4,458

Paul Reids boot

• Oct 11, 2015

• #4

That's the least of your problems. You have no bin bags left and your wallet has been cleared out

 

el punal

Well-known member

Aug 29, 2012

11,780

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Oct 11, 2015

• #5

revthekev said:

Just woken up and tried putting on my trousers only to realise that they're horribly stained and not mine.
Now I can hear noises from downstairs.
I can't get to the phone, what should I do?

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Wear a kilt.

 

Cadiz Seagull

Grey bearded old man

Jul 7, 2003

5,990

Between Haywards Heath and Trujillo, Extremadura,

• Oct 11, 2015

• #6

Have you tried taking them off and putting them back on again?

 

goldstone68

New member

Aug 31, 2014

473

darkside

• Oct 11, 2015

• #7

Just to let you know, if you are wondering where you are, you could be in Eastbourne and the curtains might be missing from downstairs.

 

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Hove / Παρος

Apr 7, 2006

6,541

Hove / Παρος

• Oct 11, 2015

• #8

Get on NSC... Oh.