Just woken up in someone else's house

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TomandJerry

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And I can't find my trousers ! And the way I was woken up was by some thunderous fart coming from upstairs ! HELP!

 

Dorset Seagull

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Not sure posting on NSC would be my first thought in that situation

 

SteveTheSeagull

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Not sure why but this reminded me of the FiremanDan story from a year or two back

 

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TomandJerry

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Dorset Seagull said:

Not sure posting on NSC would be my first thought in that situation

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Trust me it wasn't !

 

AmexRuislip

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TomandJerry said:

And I can't find my trousers ! And the way I was woken up was by some thunderous fart coming from upstairs ! HELP!

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Are you the NSC alternative to Keith Lemon in Thru the Keyhole

 

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TomandJerry

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AmexRuislip said:

Are you the NSC alternative to Keith Lemon in Thru the Keyhole

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I hope not !

 

pastafarian

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are you the pantless stranger wandering around my kitchen?

PM me if yes

 

AmexRuislip

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TomandJerry said:

I hope not !

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You should have done this as a guess where I am?

 

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TomandJerry

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AmexRuislip said:

You should have done this as a guess where I am?

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Thing is I don't know where I am !

 

Guinness Boy

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TomandJerry

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pastafarian said:

are you the pantless stranger wandering around my kitchen?

PM me if yes

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I'm currently looking around the lower level of the house trying to find my trousers , without wanting to wake up whoever is upstairs !

 

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S'hampton Seagull

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TomandJerry said:

And I can't find my trousers ! And the way I was woken up was by some thunderous fart coming from upstairs ! HELP!

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And your first course of action is to post it on NSC? Classic![emoji1]

 

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TomandJerry

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S'hampton Seagull said:

And your first course of action is to post it on NSC? Classic![emoji1]

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No idea what else to do ! No idea where I am so I can't exactly ring someone to save me !

 

Bozza

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TomandJerry said:

No idea what else to do ! No idea where I am so I can't exactly ring someone to save me !

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Your phone you are using will have a maps facility. That will help. Hope this helps.

 

Captain Sensible

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Google maps

 

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TomandJerry

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Bozza said:

Your phone you are using will have a maps facility. That will help. Hope this helps.

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Apparently I'm in Eastbourne ! No idea how I got from Brighton to Eastbourne !

 

Prince Monolulu

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Herr Tubthumper

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TomandJerry said:

Apparently I'm in Eastbourne ! No idea how I got from Brighton to Eastbourne !

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Do you remember getting on a bus? If so you probably got there via Southern Trains.

 

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TomandJerry said:

And I can't find my trousers ! And the way I was woken up was by some thunderous fart coming from upstairs ! HELP!

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Hand yourself into the police

 

pastafarian

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TomandJerry said:

Apparently I'm in Eastbourne ! No idea how I got from Brighton to Eastbourne !

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jesus christ.................RUN