[News] Caption Competition

JC Footy Genius

Bringer of TRUTH

Jun 9, 2015

10,568

• Oct 9, 2015

• #1

"Your renegotiation demands are hilarious David"

"Your open door refugee policy is even funnier Angela"

 

dazzer6666

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Mar 27, 2013

52,385

Burgess Hill

• Oct 9, 2015

• #2

'Have you ever had a paper cut on your knob ?'
'No, only a pig'

 

AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit

New member

Dec 15, 2014

1,979

Here

• Oct 9, 2015

• #3

DC: I'm thinking about getting one of those pants suits. But they say they don't make them for men.

AM: It would never happen in Germany.

 

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Seagull kimchi

New member

Oct 8, 2010

4,007

Korea and India

• Oct 9, 2015

• #4

You're way more Kranky than Nicola.

And I like it,

 

Wrong-Direction

Well-known member

Mar 10, 2013

13,416

• Oct 9, 2015

• #5

"I just looked at my bank balance"
"I know, its hilerious how many people think the country has no money!"

 

8ace

Banned

Jul 21, 2003

23,811

Brighton

• Oct 9, 2015

• #6

DC: "were loose"
AM: "your mum"

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003

59,487

The Fatherland

• Oct 9, 2015

• #7

JC Footy Genius said:

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Yes, that really is the Greek parliament in there. And if I click my fingers they all do a little dance for me.

 

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Fungus

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May 21, 2004

7,046

Truro

• Oct 9, 2015

• #8

Go home, wave this paper, and tell them "I have returned from Germany with peace for our time".

 

looney

Banned

Jul 7, 2003

15,652

• Oct 9, 2015

• #9

DC: something about you being short round and pink I like but cant quite put my finger on it.

AM: Are you sure its your finger you want on it? Oink Oink.

 

banjo

GOSBTS

Oct 25, 2011

13,244

Deep south

• Oct 9, 2015

• #10

Have you shit?
DC. Yes.

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• Oct 9, 2015

• #11

Have you ever had a paper cut on your knob?

Yes David, I have.

 

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HAILSHAM SEAGULL

Well-known member

Nov 9, 2009

10,347

• Oct 9, 2015

• #12

DC .......Open wide Miss Piggy

 

grummitts gloves

New member

Dec 30, 2008

2,796

West Sussex, la,la,la

• Oct 9, 2015

• #13

"David, don't you think the expansion of Heathrow will ruin air quality?"

" Why Angela? Are VW now supplying aircraft engines?"

 

grummitts gloves

New member

Dec 30, 2008

2,796

West Sussex, la,la,la

• Oct 9, 2015

• #14

"Ooh look David, Hogroast on the menu for the conference dinner tonight".

 

Wrong-Direction

Well-known member

Mar 10, 2013

13,416

• Oct 9, 2015

• #15

looney said:

DC: something about you being short round and pink I like but cant quite put my finger on it.

AM: Are you sure its your finger you want on it? Oink Oink.

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Haha

 

el punal

Well-known member

Aug 29, 2012

11,763

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Oct 9, 2015

• #16

Dave: Tell me, Angela, when you have sex do you squeal or do you grunt?

 

el punal

Well-known member

Aug 29, 2012

11,763

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Oct 9, 2015

• #17

grummitts gloves said:

"Ooh look David, Hogroast on the menu for the conference dinner tonight".

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Get in there!

 

goldstone68

New member

Aug 31, 2014

473

darkside

• Oct 9, 2015

• #18

If it does not go down David this instant, I'll wack it with this !

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• Oct 9, 2015

• #19

DC to AM - You have something on your chin.
DC - No not that one, the other one.

 

Gullflyinghigh

Registered User

Apr 23, 2012

4,279

• Oct 9, 2015

• #20

'Is this 'smiling' thing hurting you as much as it is me?'