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Hemed Song



Munchkin

Well-known member
Jul 12, 2005
2,286
Littlehampton
To the tune of 'Yellow Submarine'

There's a man
Who sailed the seas
To come to play for
BHAFC
He's so skilful
He's so lean
He's a ****ing goal machine
Tomer Hemed's a ****ing goal machine, ****ing goal machine, ****ing goal machine
 




Tarpon

Well-known member
Sep 12, 2013
3,785
BN1
Like this. Just played about with it and posted on the the other Hemed thread:

From the land where Christ was born
Came a man to make us dream
And he plays in blue and white
For Good Old Sussex by the Sea

Tomer Hemed's a ****ing goal machine, a ****ing goal machine Tomer Hemed's a ****ing goal machine, a ****ing goal machine

So we sailed up to the top
As he scored a goal a game
And we lived a life of joy
As everybody sang his name

Tomer Hemed's a ****ing goal machine, a ****ing goal machine
Tomer Hemed's a ****ing goal machine, a ****ing goal machine
 




Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,068
In the Family Stand he can be a "Brighton goal machine" ...
 




Tesco in Disguise

Where do we go from here?
Jul 5, 2003
3,926
Wienerville
Can't it be 'Brighton goal machine' in all stands? Or if it's clean will we belie our reputation as tatooed illiterates?
 








carteater

Well-known member
Jan 1, 2014
4,825
West Sussex
Who's that man from Haifa, Isreal?
Who's that man we all adore?
Tomer Hemed is is name and he scores a goal a game,
So we won't mention Leo anymore...

:moo:.
 


Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant
Feb 16, 2009
18,855
We don't do songs with words, as proven by "woah Bobby Zamora". Disgraceful, what's wrong with the old Amore songs?
 






jonny.rainbow

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2005
6,576
That's Hemed,
Scoring with a header.
One each half and up the league we go.
Tried to catch us,
Couldn't even match us,
They was getting nowhere.
And so we went and won the league.
And that's Hemed scoring at the Palace.
Down go Palace to the league below.
After tumbling, Selhurst Park's still crumbling,
They was going nowhere,
While we, won the Premier League.
And that's Hemed...

 










dangull

Well-known member
Feb 24, 2013
5,105
Hemed hit the ball harder in the corner at penalties. Not sure if there's any well known songs with those lyrics though.
 




Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,521
We don't do songs with words, as proven by "woah Bobby Zamora". Disgraceful, what's wrong with the old Amore songs?

The problem is he doesn't start and he's generally unlikely to score. Also there's no prolific striker who's name rhymes with goal. If you wanted the old tune back it would have to be with an ironic rewording, like:

When the ball hits the net
Then it's Kaz or Hemed
Not Zamora
When Baldock starts to tire
We bring on the Messiah
That's Zamora.
 









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