shaolinpunk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_k2SreRyr0
I shouldn't laugh, but...
He goes down like it was a sledgehammer.
I shouldn't laugh, but...
He goes down like it was a sledgehammer.
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Kemy hit by 'water bomb' during Curacao game vs El Salvador
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Blue Valkyrie
Not seen such Bravery!
Did he have to check himself in the mirror ? 
I am absolutely amazed at this. Surprised beyond reason.
Kemy Agustien is playing football?
Kemy Agustien is playing football?
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
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Here's a video of a two-year old getting hit by a water bomb. Don't need to watch it all, it's in the first 2 seconds. Somehow Kemi goes down like a..err...lead balloon after being hit from at least 15 feet away, and stays down, yet this 2 year old stays on his feet after being hit from point blank range with nothing more of a reaction than a hard Paddington stare. What a big girl's blouse that bloke is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z8IOAhBggk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z8IOAhBggk
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
I think that's why he gets back up and tries to make light of it. IT WAS A BAG OF WATER!
shaolinpunk
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Not that I can tell; he's just playing for Curacao
Publius Ovidius
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Jeez....I assume his nickname is SUMO?
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Playing for Curacao? Isn't that a liqueur? He plays for free cocktails basically?
shaolinpunk
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Better that than snacks.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
But it may come with a glace cherry on a cocktail stick, and probably little bowls of nibbles.
RM-Taylor
He's Magic.... You Know
- Jan 7, 2006
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It's a tiny nation so incredibly international football
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
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A bloke is sitting by the bar when all of a sudden coming from the loo he hears "Oy! Fishface. You look like a nob". Then he turns to the little bowl of nibbles and hears "hey gorgeous, pay no attention to him. I think you're scrummy". Somewhat bemused the bloke asks the barman what's going on. The barman says "Ah, just ignore it. The toilet's out of order and the nuts are complimentary"
Solid gold. And I'm giving you this gag for free.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Felled by a bag of water. My god, that's embarrassing. Why are footballers CONSTANTLY pretending to be in agony ? Most of them drop to the floor if someone gives them a hard stare. Its almost like its in their DNA. "I think I felt something...better hit the deck. Start rolling".
You'd think they'd be genuinely embarrassed by their behaviour, but they're completely shameless. I'd love, just once, to have a footballer watch a replay of his theatrics and actually talk us through how much pain he was feeling at that moment he felt something brush his shinpad. Or maybe Kemy could explain to us on his Twitter feed precisely how a bag of water on the back of his neck caused him to collapse to the floor.
I need to hear this.
You'd think they'd be genuinely embarrassed by their behaviour, but they're completely shameless. I'd love, just once, to have a footballer watch a replay of his theatrics and actually talk us through how much pain he was feeling at that moment he felt something brush his shinpad. Or maybe Kemy could explain to us on his Twitter feed precisely how a bag of water on the back of his neck caused him to collapse to the floor.
I need to hear this.
Lower West Stander
Well-known member
This.
However what I find even more irritating is the lily livered crap from Sky commentators explaining why said footballer has been behaving as if he needs carrying off.
My wish is that someone would say "he's trying to get the defender booked", "he's wasting time, there's nothing wrong with him" or "for gods sake get up you cheat"