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[Food] Condiments



Tom Bombadil

Well-known member
Jul 14, 2003
6,024
Jibrovia
What does NSC put out on the table/tray/floor/trough to accompany their everyday meals?

For me it's black pepper, a bottle of hot sauce and some home made pickeled chillies.
 


alfredmizen

Banned
Mar 11, 2015
6,342
What does NSC put out on the table/tray/floor/trough to accompany their everyday meals?

For me it's black pepper, a bottle of hot sauce and some home made pickeled chillies.
why on earth would you care ??
 










Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,673
Location Location
If there's chips then there must be mayo.
If there are sausages then there must be tommy K
If there is salad then there must be salad cream
If there is steak then there must be french mustard
If there is fried egg then there must be brown sauce
If there is fish then there must be vinegar
If there is pasta then there must be parmesan
If there is noodles then there must be soy sauce
If there is lamb then there must be mint sauce
If there is gammon then there must be english mustard
If there is beef then there must be horseradish
If there is cheddar then there must be Branston
Always there must be salt and pepper

That about covers what I can think of for now.
 


WhingForPresident

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NSC Patreon
Feb 23, 2009
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Marlborough
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El Sid

Well-known member
May 10, 2012
3,806
West Sussex
We have Madagascan pepper corns flown in twice yearly.
Used to have Talamanca Del Caribe until the farm shut and supplies ran down.
 


Moshe Gariani

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2005
12,068
If there's chips then there must be mayo.
If there are sausages then there must be tommy K
If there is salad then there must be salad cream
If there is steak then there must be french mustard
If there is fried egg then there must be brown sauce
If there is fish then there must be vinegar
If there is pasta then there must be parmesan
If there is noodles then there must be soy sauce
If there is lamb then there must be mint sauce
If there is gammon then there must be english mustard
If there is beef then there must be horseradish
If there is cheddar then there must be Branston
Always there must be salt and pepper

That about covers what I can think of for now.
Apple sauce with pork
Cranberry sauce with turkey
Redcurrant jelly with chicken
Tartare sauce with battered fish
Powdered aardvark spleen with cheese on toast

I imagine these "traditions" are gradually declining in the consistency of their observation.
 
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pastafarian

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Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
Apple sauce with pork
Cranberry sauce with turkey
Redcurrant jelly with chicken
Tartare sauce with battered fish
Powdered aardvark spleen with cheese on toast

I imagine these "traditions" are gradually declining in the consistency of their observation.

redcurrant jelly with chicken :glare:
 






TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2007
10,546
Brighton
I'm a self-confessed "foodie" (lol). So I know this isn't for everyone. But once a week when we have our "eat like a peasant" night I do love to use a light dusting of Aardvark spleen on top of our cheese on toast.
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,673
Location Location
Apple sauce with pork
Cranberry sauce with turkey
Redcurrant jelly with chicken
Tartare sauce with battered fish
Powdered aardvark spleen with cheese on toast

I imagine these "traditions" are gradually declining in the consistency of their observation.

See I've never liked fruit-based condiments with meat. Pork with apple sauce - whats THAT all about ? Who decided one day that that "goes" ? Equally cranberry with turkey, just an odd combination, making the whole thing taste far too sweet. Whats next, strawberry jam on beef ?
 






narly101

Well-known member
Feb 16, 2009
2,683
London
Roast Beef - English Mustard
Roast Lamb - Mint Sauce
Roast Pork - Apple Sauce
Roast Chicken - Stuffing
Fried Breakfast - Brown Sauce
Fish and Chips - Brown Sauce
Burgers/Hot Dogs - French's Mustard & Ketchup (not French Mustard)
Cold meats (any) - Branston Pickle
Salad/Jacket Potato - Coleslaw
Scrambled Egg - Marmite
Everything - Ground Rock Salt, and Black Pepper
 


Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!
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NSC Patreon
Apr 30, 2013
13,765
Herts
Roast Beef - English Mustard
Roast Lamb - Mint Sauce
Roast Pork - Apple Sauce
Roast Chicken - Stuffing
Fried Breakfast - Brown Sauce
Fish and Chips - Brown Sauce
Burgers/Hot Dogs - French's Mustard & Ketchup (not French Mustard)
Cold meats (any) - Branston Pickle
Salad/Jacket Potato - Coleslaw
Scrambled Egg - Marmite
Everything - Ground Rock Salt, and Black Pepper

I was going down this list thinking - ok, ok, ok, ok; until I got to the emboldened line, at which point I fell over and started gibbering. WTF is Marmite doing with scrambled egg? For that matter: Marmite? WTF.
 



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