Honey Badger Castrates Lion.

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MattBackHome

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Received this from a mate of mine this morning :

 

Guinness Boy

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GAME CHANGER.

This needs to be bounced in January.

 

skipper734

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Just proves how daft the Shrimpers are.

 

Hillian1

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Lion was probably an old, ill, tired male looking for somewhere to curl up and die and this nasty little b'stard with small animal syndrome thought it would make it look hard.

Pathetic.

 

Stumpy Tim

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The lion has never come close to taking out the title, so it's all rather irrelevant

 

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The Lion isn't even the biggest type of cat. I'd like to see that Honey Badger try the same trick on a Tiger.

Bully.

 

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CASTRATION UPDATE:

I have also been sent a picture of the lion's wound but it's not for the squeamish so I won't be posting it here.

Suffice to say that his roar will be very Joe Pasquale from now on.

 

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The mods will have this thread removed knowing their disgraceful bias towards a certain inadequate crustacean

 

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All the bitter Honey Badgers fan boys coming back out. You lost and will keep losing. TEAM SHRIMP

 

Gullflyinghigh

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Surf's Up said:

The mods will have this thread removed knowing their disgraceful bias towards a certain inadequate crustacean

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Thread removed, Badgerites banned and a number of accounts created to spout pro-Mantis rhetoric are all feasible I would imagine...Sepp's got nothing on the Shrimpettes!

 

jimhigham

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Hard!

 

Triggaaar

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jimhigham said:

Hard!

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Not anymore.

 

Simster

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Perhaps we should just not bother having the hardest animal competition in January and give it to the skunk just to shut these tedious Scrappy-Doo fanboys up?

 

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Lion? Pah, only way the honey badger will win is if it castrates a mantis shrimp.

 

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Hillian1 said:

Lion was probably an old, ill, tired male looking for somewhere to curl up and die and this nasty little b'stard with small animal syndrome thought it would make it look hard.

Pathetic.

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And it didn't even face up to the Lion, it sneaked underneath it and hit him from behind when it wasn't looking.

Pathetic

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Are we 100% SURE it's a real Honey Badger wot done the castration of the unfortunate lion? Is it not possible that it was an American dentist in costume?

 

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Just highlights to me the nonsense of the competition. Man is the only logical winner. He would shoot them both (not condoning that by the way, but it's a fact!)

 

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I must admit I like seeing the occasional photo of a honey badger - they're so cute.





Honey badger - WHC?

WTF.

 

Megazone

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Giraffe said:

Just highlights to me the nonsense of the competition. Man is the only logical winner. He would shoot them both (not condoning that by the way, but it's a fact!)

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Couldn't a monkey be taught the same trick?

 

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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MattBackHome said:

CASTRATION UPDATE:

I have also been sent a picture of the lion's wound but it's not for the squeamish so I won't be posting it here.

Suffice to say that his roar will be very Joe Pasquale from now on.

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Keep that powder dry until January and WHC IX. Could be just what the hb needs to finally get over the line.