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Andy Murray







Lyndhurst 14

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Jan 16, 2008
5,113
Murray wins the tie break and his first set to get it back to 2 sets to 1 against Andersen. Murray still looks like he's got the grumps
 


Lyndhurst 14

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Jan 16, 2008
5,113
See ya Murray. Andersen takes it 3 sets to 1
 


Juan Albion

Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye worthy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An cut you up wi ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive:
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
The auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
'Bethankit' hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi perfect scunner,
Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit;
Thro bloody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll make it whissle;
An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
Like taps o thrissle.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis
 




Lyndhurst 14

Well-known member
Jan 16, 2008
5,113
Wondering if there will be another upset in the current game between Federer and Isner ?
 


jimbob5

Banned
Sep 18, 2014
2,697
Can't you guys get it into your heads that this guy has severed his connections with the Albion and is never likely to play for us!!!!!!
Oh ANDY! Oops. How embarrassing! er Albion means England.
 



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