Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I couldn't BELIEVE what happened last night, I went to ASDA to NICK a few things to sell down the Cliftonville this morning to PAY for my BREAKFAST and some GRASS fingered ME and I got nicked.
Not only that but I was NICKED by that BIG fat BIRD from The NICK and CHARGED with SHOPLIFTING and going EQUIPPED as I had my TROUSERS on with the special SLITS so I can HIDE my SAUSAGE and other THINGS as I NICK them.
I've only just been LET out and had a DISGUSTING breakfast up at the NICK too. Not a PATCH on my USUAL Full English in WETHERSPOONS.
If I find out who GRASSED me up then there is going to be TROUBLE BIG time.
Not only that but I was NICKED by that BIG fat BIRD from The NICK and CHARGED with SHOPLIFTING and going EQUIPPED as I had my TROUSERS on with the special SLITS so I can HIDE my SAUSAGE and other THINGS as I NICK them.
I've only just been LET out and had a DISGUSTING breakfast up at the NICK too. Not a PATCH on my USUAL Full English in WETHERSPOONS.
If I find out who GRASSED me up then there is going to be TROUBLE BIG time.