Just BEAN released from CUSTODY for STEALING

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

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LOONEY BIN

• Sep 5, 2015

• #1

I couldn't BELIEVE what happened last night, I went to ASDA to NICK a few things to sell down the Cliftonville this morning to PAY for my BREAKFAST and some GRASS fingered ME and I got nicked.

Not only that but I was NICKED by that BIG fat BIRD from The NICK and CHARGED with SHOPLIFTING and going EQUIPPED as I had my TROUSERS on with the special SLITS so I can HIDE my SAUSAGE and other THINGS as I NICK them.

I've only just been LET out and had a DISGUSTING breakfast up at the NICK too. Not a PATCH on my USUAL Full English in WETHERSPOONS.

If I find out who GRASSED me up then there is going to be TROUBLE BIG time.

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

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Faversham

• Sep 5, 2015

• #2

Very good.

 

Beach Hut

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Living In a Box

• Sep 5, 2015

• #3

Magnificent dear boy

 

Hiney

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• Sep 5, 2015

• #4

TREMENDOUS work ENREST

 

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TomandJerry

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• Sep 5, 2015

• #5

Did they STEEL any brown SAUCE to be used at the AMEX?

 

dazzer6666

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Burgess Hill

• Sep 5, 2015

• #6

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Newhaven

• Sep 5, 2015

• #7

Very funny Ern just managed to finish a mouthful of tea before reading this.

 

KZNSeagull

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Wolsingham, County Durham

• Sep 5, 2015

• #8

Should have gone to cash in your garden centre vouchers instead.

 

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theboybilly

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Along the Shoreham Road in er, Shoreham

• Sep 5, 2015

• #9

Funnily ENOUGH somebody's put a POLE up about STEELING....I'd look there first

 

Ninja Elephant

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• Sep 5, 2015

• #10

This is all just a REACTION to having to give back that iPad, however long ago that was!

 

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• Sep 5, 2015

• #11

One of Enrest's better ones.

 

Official Old Man

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Brighton

• Sep 5, 2015

• #12

Stealing from Asda, disgusting.




Got any HDMI cables for sale...

 

maltaseagull

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Zabbar- Malta

• Sep 5, 2015

• #13

The emperors new clothes comes to mind

 

fat old seagull

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Rural Ringmer

• Sep 5, 2015

• #14

Enrest mate, stick to this non fiction stuff. I consider this one of your best efforts, if not THE best. It's often true how much more entertaining real life is, than needing to delve into ones imagination.
Also of course, getting to know the real ENREST it's easier to warm to you.....very well done.

 

Triggaaar

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Goldstone

• Sep 5, 2015

• #15

I'm amazed you guys still find this amusing.

 

Prince Monolulu

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The Race Hill

• Sep 5, 2015

• #16

 

symyjym

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Brighton / Hove actually

• Sep 5, 2015

• #17

Triggaaar said:

I'm amazed you guys still find this amusing.

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The IMPOTENCE of being Ernest.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Sep 5, 2015

• #18

Micheal Mcintyre watch out at next years Ernest fringe festival

 

surrey jim

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Bevendean

• Sep 5, 2015

• #19

Bravo sir

 

wehatepalace

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Pease Pottage

• Sep 5, 2015

• #20

Triggaaar said:

I'm amazed you guys still find this amusing.

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I'm amazed you opened the thread.