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shingle

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2004
3,141
Lewes
Just come across this hotel review, here's apart of it

"The constant loud music from the pool area made it impossible to sleep or even watch tv which we didn't bother to turn on at all during our stay. Children screaming and drunken parents arguing in the early hours of the morning added to the mayhem. The only meal was a club sandwich which included spam of all things and some insect ravaged lettuce which was inedible.
If, like our fellow guests you enjoy foul language and need somewhere to squat with your uncontrollable children, and high on your list of priorities is an onsite tattoo shop then this is the place for you. Drunks screaming down a microphone thinking they're Madonna intertwined with bingo callers and the sound of broken glass is the draw card here. The owners of this establishment obviously cater for and focus on the British moron type of holiday maker and their families who despite having no trouble breeding, are still many generations away from producing offspring with thumbs and basic cognitive ability."

Ha ha :lol:
 






Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
Sounds just like a hotel in Salou we stayed in some years ago!
 


TonyW

New member
Feb 11, 2004
2,525
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Just come across this hotel review, here's apart of it

"The constant loud music from the pool area made it impossible to sleep or even watch tv which we didn't bother to turn on at all during our stay. Children screaming and drunken parents arguing in the early hours of the morning added to the mayhem. The only meal was a club sandwich which included spam of all things and some insect ravaged lettuce which was inedible.
If, like our fellow guests you enjoy foul language and need somewhere to squat with your uncontrollable children, and high on your list of priorities is an onsite tattoo shop then this is the place for you. Drunks screaming down a microphone thinking they're Madonna intertwined with bingo callers and the sound of broken glass is the draw card here. The owners of this establishment obviously cater for and focus on the British moron type of holiday maker and their families who despite having no trouble breeding, are still many generations away from producing offspring with thumbs and basic cognitive ability."

Ha ha :lol:
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Jul 7, 2003
8,627
That's still a better review than many of The Crown in Lewes on TripAdvisor. You suspect, the only positive reviews of The Crown are submitted by the landlady in various guises.
 
















fat old seagull

New member
Sep 8, 2005
5,239
Rural Ringmer
Just come across this hotel review, here's apart of it

"The constant loud music from the pool area made it impossible to sleep or even watch tv which we didn't bother to turn on at all during our stay. Children screaming and drunken parents arguing in the early hours of the morning added to the mayhem. The only meal was a club sandwich which included spam of all things and some insect ravaged lettuce which was inedible.
If, like our fellow guests you enjoy foul language and need somewhere to squat with your uncontrollable children, and high on your list of priorities is an onsite tattoo shop then this is the place for you. Drunks screaming down a microphone thinking they're Madonna intertwined with bingo callers and the sound of broken glass is the draw card here. The owners of this establishment obviously cater for and focus on the British moron type of holiday maker and their families who despite having no trouble breeding, are still many generations away from producing offspring with thumbs and basic cognitive ability."

Ha ha :lol:

I honestly can't understand why anyone would want a family holiday in Selhurst anyway....what did they expect? :facepalm:
 








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